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Saturday, July 6th, 2002
10:09 pm	Seasons Change I can’t believe that there’s been a change of seasons since I last wrote! I hope you are enjoying your summer and had a blissful Fourth of July. I’m sure you’ve all kept up with AMC as I have and are excited about the upcoming events. We’ve been somewhat bombarded with rumors lately and it’s difficult to know what to believe. There have also been some new faces and I can’t wait to tell you what I think about them. I think I briefly mentioned some thoughts on Aidan and actually heard one of you totally disagree with me (I love that). But I’ll get to that later. For a while I was getting horribly behind on AMC and would resort to watching 5-plus episode marathons. This really turned watching the show into a chore and once I finally caught up (after being eight shows behind starting on June 13th) I vowed to watch the show daily no matter what. That seems to be working and I’ve noticed my excitement at seeing the next day’s shows. So in essence, watching the show is fun again and like discovering something new (meaning watching the shows in a timely manner). You know I still do my spoilers (there’s been some interesting stuff lately), but I haven’t really divulged too many random thoughts on where the show is going and has been. I’ve taken notes from the last month or so, but more recently have just been watching the show, talking to the TV and folding laundry or something. I’ve become one of those people who can’t just sit and watch TV. I have to be multi-tasking, although I only feel this way when I watch AMC (like it’s my guilty pleasure or something). Before I update you on my real life, I must discuss the haps in Pine Valley. Here are some random thoughts and notes I jotted down while watching the show. I apologize for the old stuff, but still think it’s worth mentioning. * Why wasn’t Ruth at Dixie’s memorial or even mentioned? Was Palmer there? * It was weird to hear Dixie’s accent in the flashback scenes during her service. * Yes, David’s speech was just wrong. But what about the number of times he saved her life? That wasn’t mentioned or acknowledged. * Did we ever see what David’s letter from Dixie said? Remember he’d received it at the hospital shortly after he learned of her death. * Didn’t the chapel seem darker after David left? * Where did Tad stay when Dixie was at their house (before she left for Europe)? Did he return to their digs after she left town or after she died? * Brooke didn't waste any time hurting Edmund when she returned home from Zurich. * I liked David’s goatee. It looked good. * Anna is too hard on David. Why was she so pissed by his appearance at Dixie’s funeral? She barely knew Dixie and isn’t close with her family. Besides, she’s not always the most appropriate. * Why is it OK for her to make a scene and embarrass David at the hospital, but he can’t misbehave at the PD? * Who is running SOS these days? * I was surprised that Hayley was blaming her alcoholism for Enzo’s illness one minute, then offering her liver in the same breath. * I could do without the Brooke & Edmund afterglow. The flowers they had in their room at the Pine Cone were ridiculous. Every time I hear the beginning of their song, I expect to hear the chorus of “The Rainbow Connection”. * I love Myrtle and will be sorry if the rumors of her retirement are true. She doesn’t let you get away with anything, yet she’s very cool about it like telling Bianca that her fire starter days were a mistake. * I would think that Bianca would have special things from her father in her lock box rather than just Frankie. * Chris Stamp is the perfect man. He almost dies in a fire but ends the day giving Erica a sponge bath! * To further test the lie detector machine after Kendall and Trey failed, they should have hooked up Jack or Ryan and determined that something was amiss. * I could have done without the romantic dinner in Little Italy between Chris and Erica. I would have rather seen Erica shop for a new wardrobe. * It was smart to tie-in the loss of the Proteus files with Erica’s house fire. But… * I think it was Sage who said the best and worst thing about AMC is that there are so many front-burner stories going on right now that there was never a dull moment. But the downside to that is so many things are left up in the air. * For example, what is the status of the Proteus case? I’m assuming the hold up is Vanessa’s mental capacity to stand trial and that she is being observed by doctors to determine that. But what about her case? We know that the Proteus files were lost in the fire at Erica’s house (because Chris said so), and we saw Trey with said files. When is Chris going to inform Jackson or Anna? How did Trey know where the files would be? I realize that AMC usually rushes their criminal cases through their courts and they flop (Frankie’s murder for one), but it’s been months since the Proteus case has been discussed and they spent months on the story, so it doesn’t jive. * Why did Trey set Erica’s house on fire? Obviously it was a set-up for Kendall to take the fall, but why did he do it, to get the Proteus files? Which again we don’t know how Trey knew about them. We need some of these holes filled in. * If Trey is not the real Trey (as Adam cleverly discovered) who is he? What is his agenda and how did he come about the information he has on Vanessa? * Kendall needs to stop questioning Ryan's feelings for her and just enjoy him. * I’m still bored watching Jake and Mia. * Mia’s look has really gotten frumpy and she’s just not very bright. But I'd be a wreck like her too if my new family put all their faith, secrets and trust in me. * What is the connection between Mia and Aidan? Remember when they saw each other, she took off and his eyes lingered like he knew her. * What about the list of residents Mia snagged from Jake’s office. Whose name had her freaked? How does she know Trey and how long has he been Trey? * I loved the scenes in Paris. Despite all the drama in their relationship, it was nice to see Leo and Greenlee have some fun. * We should have known that Mary’s good mother act was just that. She’s just hateful isn’t she? I liked the way she was dissed and dismissed by Jackson though. * I’ve heard (but not read anything on the Internet) from one of you that Aidan is not an immediate fan favorite. My friend Judith says he’s hard to understand and she’s just not impressed. I like Aidan. He’s obviously gorgeous (even when he’s all sweaty) and I really haven’t had any trouble understanding his dialog. Maybe I’m just fixated and hanging on every word, but I like him. I think if you have doubts and think he’s just another pretty face you should take the wait-and-see approach. I wasn’t immediately taken with Leo; it took time for his character to evolve and grow on me. The same is true with Ryan. Give Aidan time, you’ll come around. * But since Aidan is supposed to be some super military man or whatever, I didn’t like the way he was so easily manipulated by Kendall. Yeah, he questioned whether she stole the passkey, but it seemed he let it go too easily. And if security were a big part of his job as Chris explained, why’d he let her hang out at the construction site? I know she’s a pretty girl and was throwing herself at him, but why not take her somewhere else, you know? * I’m very curious about Tim Dillon’s conversation with Trevor. He said he was able to skirt any Janet talk and assured his dad that he didn’t tell the family about her. What about her??? And why does Tim want to stay in Pine Valley? * I’m not at all opposed to the possible Tim/Maggie relationship. They seem like they could work. I like how Tim is just a big goofball too; I think it fits his character and the age. JR and Bianca should take a lesson from him. * I like the way Leo told Mary off and what she’d better do for Greenlee’s sake. He also gave Simone and Roger a hard time and seems to be on the verge of a breakdown himself. It makes sense that he’d be pushed over the edge and ready to snap – or slug his future father-in-law. * Simone is as pathetic as she claims. Why she called and slept with Roger knowing he was never interested in her is beyond me. I liked her scenes with Tad at the bar a few weeks ago and thought they had potential. * Roger’s true colors are a bit scary too. I’ll be sorry to see him go, because evil Roger is fun Roger. But I’m not looking forward to the world of disappointment that’s headed Greenlee’s way if and when he goes the way it’s been speculated. * I’m very intrigued by the Maria/Maureen Gorman story and don’t mind that it’s taking some time to unfold. I’m glad that the writers didn’t go with the standard amnesia story, but am curious about what Maria knows about her Pine Valley life and why she stayed away. * Vanessa is still terrific, but I’m ready for her to be on the loose again at least so we can see more of her. I’m hoping the rumors of Marj Dusay’s departure aren’t true, but wonder how Vanessa can be redeemed after all she’s done. I’ll be happy when we know more of her secrets. * Ryan’s final scenes were extremely appropriate. His conversations with Hayley, Liza and Gillian’s grave worked and were bittersweet. Yes, it’s barely been a year since Gillian died and that may seem soon for him to be in love with someone else, but he had sex like a week after it happened so it’s not like he was on any type of normal schedule to begin with. The goodbye scenes with Chris were sad. I felt like Ryan saying he might come back in six months was for our benefit more than Chris’. Kendall sure blew that big time. * Didn't Jackson's bid for governor come out of nowhere? I'm glad they're giving him a story (at least I hope this leads to a story for him) but would think he'd discuss something this huge with Bianca at least. THIS NEXT BULLET MAY CONTAIN SPOILER INFORMATION, SO SKIP IT IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW OR READ ON AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! * The story with Count du Pres was great too. Guy is such a great guy! But Wolfe is one scary mofo. I was hoping that Guy would be Leo’s father and enjoyed the cliffy on the Friday before we found out the test results. Did it seem too easy though for Guy to be Leo’s father? I was suspicious but thought he is such a great guy and will probably be killed (which would be devastating). I never thought his nice guy attitude was an act, did you? Now, I’m not saying it is an act, but Leo will learn before the wedding that the Count is not his father. I’m not sure how this info will come to light, but Leo will do his best to keep it from his jittery bride. Stay tuned. I’m sorry if things were a bit out of order. There was a lot to cover. I think life in Pine Valley will be quite eventful and exciting in the next few weeks especially with the du Pres wedding. Life on the home front is decent. I think since I last wrote we were waiting to find out the sex of our new baby. I’m seven months pregnant now and am feeling all right. My sciatic nerve has been a problem making it difficult to walk occasionally, but it usually acts up when I’m being too active. I’m fortunate that the pain is just in my lower back and not down my leg though. Lucky me. Oh, we’re having a girl! (Sorry about that.) We’re all very excited and I think my daddy was the most thrilled by the news. I’ve told people that nothing I have ever done before has made my father so happy. I already know what I want to do with the nursery and hope to start tackling that project in the next week or so. My sister-in-law is throwing me a baby shower (which is great) but keeping the details under wraps, which is not great. You know I hate surprises and am quite the controlling micro-manager, so it’s an exercise in patience for sure. But I’ve got so many other things going on that having one less thing to do or worry about is nice. Max is going to be 2-years-old next month (can you believe it?) and I’m trying to figure out how to celebrate with something very simple. Remember his first birthday party had 100 guests at my house. He’s a wonderful little boy who is talking non-stop (some real words and the rest baby babble), which was very cute in the beginning. Now every statement from him starts with Mama and doesn’t stop until I answer. Jack reminds me that we used to be anxious for him to start talking, but now… We’ve told him about the baby and he touches my belly and says baby and sister, but it’s hard to know how much he understands. I worry about his adjustment and am really enjoying these last few months of just the three of us. MOMS Club is keeping me busy, I read my last column where I was looking forward to doing the club newsletter. That novelty wore off pretty quickly. I’ve done two since that post, the first one (June) was a training issue and pretty much resembled the style of the previous coordinator. I decided that I wanted to change things (to reflect my own style) with the July issue. The newsletter used to be done in Word but I have a great program Printmaster Gold that I wanted to use. So as you can imagine creating the first newsletter took forever. But the countless hours (about two days) were worth it because I truly believe that my first issue was kick-ass! I have yet to hear from the other moms though. I mentioned before that Jack’s job was shitty and never thought it would or could get worse. He’s taken some time off and been home with us which has been great, but he’s so unhappy and that’s hard to see especially when I am powerless to help him. For our anniversary we went to Las Vegas (we love it there) after a three-year absence. It was the first time we left Max for longer than an overnight stay and I bawled. We spent the first day on the strip and lost. We decided to treat ourselves by doing things we don’t normally get to do like sleeping in and going to the movies. We were fortunate to do both. I’m really not big on playing the slot machines and have never done well. I like Blackjack and betting on red (my favorite color) on the roulette table. Craps always looked like fun but I never understood the game. On the second day we tried our luck downtown. The last time we were in Vegas we played War (remember the card game where the high card wins) and were hoping to recoup some of our money playing that easy game. Unfortunately we couldn’t find a war table anywhere. We split up (unable to win together) and I thought I’d try my luck at craps. I stood at a table for about 20 minutes trying to figure out what to do. There was a couple next to me who were winning and I decided to take my $30 and just put my chips where they put theirs. Slowly they would give me tips or explain things here and there. After awhile the dealers were helping me out and asking me about my bets and what I wanted to do. I announced that it was my first time playing, so every time they asked me if I wanted to place a bet I just said, “OK, how much?” Six hours later I had $700! I had a blast and was even able to roll for 45 minutes (which I’ve been told is pretty good). I didn’t really understand the game until about 4½ hours later but played the Hards, C&Es, Worlds, all the numbers, the pass line and the odds. Jack was amazed at my lucky streak and stood in for me a couple times when I had to pee. By the time I stopped my leg was swollen (from standing) and it was hard to walk. We enjoyed a delicious steak dinner that night and just had a blast overall (well, I did for sure). I still have projects I want and need to do. We’ve done some work on the house (seems like there’s always something to improve) and gotten rid of furniture here and there. This allowed me to get a craft table and chair in our sitting room (formerly the living room) to work on my painting (I paint ceramic Christmas ornaments), scrapbooking, and other miscellaneous things like wrapping presents, etc. (I have to start Max’ baby book, isn’t that terrible? He’s almost 2 and I haven’t done a thing. I have all the tools, paper, etc. but never got started because I don’t want to mess it up.) Jack just assembled them today and I thought I’d get my computer work out of the way first so that I could get started on some fun crafts. So it looks like that’s a good place to stop. I hope I covered everything. You know it’s been ages since you’ve heard from me, but a lifetime since I’ve heard from you. Drop me an e-mail and let me know how you are and what you think! Enjoy your summer! 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Thursday, May 16th, 2002
2:19 am	Blue Sky Days Greetings and Salutations! Remember me? Well, based on the title of this column maybe you guessed that I have been enjoying some blue sky days these last few months and haven’t been posting SOS as often as I’d like and should. I’ve missed writing - the spoilers are just a quickie task – and corresponding with you, my friends in the AMC community. I hope you are enjoying the spring and that life is treating you well. I’m still a faithful viewer watching AMC daily (well, I don’t miss an episode, but sometimes I watch them all at once). There’ve been some great weeks and some weeks that were so slow I was praying for the strength to get through them. But with May sweeps in full swing, I’d say things are picking up. I’ve been taking notes and will continue with my usual bullet form and I apologize that some of these issues are old. Without further ado... * Brooke and Tad’s continual arguing over Jamie and her engagement to Edmund were working my last nerve. It seemed like it was just same conversation but different day. * Edmund’s macho attitude has got to go. When did he become a bad ass? * Jake and Mia were putting me to sleep. Like he, the chief of staff, is really going to take a shower in a patient’s room and then come out in a towel to try and impress Mia. Puhleese. * But Jake did look good in that towel. Greenlee’s interruption and hilarious assumptions were a nice save. Plus, I’m glad their status was resolved between them once and for all. It took Leo longer to get over it than them. * The April 24th episode was way too long. It had Tad and Brooke arguing, Jake and Mia, and boring scenes with Bianca and Leo. * That Colby is a cutie. * Have you noticed that Trey gets a spooky look on his face when he is doing something evil? It almost seems like he turns into someone else. * It’s true that the camera adds 10 lbs. to the actors. I can confirm that the AMC folks are much slimmer in person (especially Tad and Brooke). * Marcy Walker did great when Liza’s brain tumor was finally discovered. I’m so happy she didn’t make a miraculous recover a la Erica Kane. * The friendship between Greenlee and Simone is working. But why is Simone so paranoid about Greenlee finding out she’s sleeping with her dad? I mean besides the ick-factor of knowing your dad and your friend are doing it, who cares? * When is Greenlee actually going to start working at Revlon? * AMC should forget their promotional agreement with Revlon (there’s no problem with the actors’ makeup) and hook up with Nokia to get some smaller (meaning better) cell phones for the residents of Pine Valley. * I’ve never been impressed with the music montages on AMC, but the Leo and Greenlee stuff was good (before they reunited). It’s too bad it ended abruptly. * It’s hard to watch Leo without thinking that he’s leaving the show. But it was funny to hear him offer to move to the west coast since rumor has it that’s where he’s headed. * With all the money and servants the Chandlers have, why do they always answer their front door? * There was one episode where Leo had spittle in the corner of his mouth and it grossed me out. Spittle just isn’t sexy. * It looks like Greenlee is a nail biter. Did you catch a glance at her digits when Leo put the engagement ring on her finger? * Is Adam really trying to protect Liza or just recoup his missing funds and then pull a Dixie redux? * Speaking of Dixie, I was shocked that the writers “killed” her. I wonder if it’s because there’s truth to the rumor that Cady McClain (ex-Dixie) signed a three-year contract with ATWT? I know they had to do something so that Tad could move on (hearing him talk about trying to find her was a chore), but since they conveniently aren’t producing a body the story kind of blows. I realize they wanted to leave the door open for Dixie to return, but I’m in favor (especially in this character’s case) of them killing her and leaving her dead. Let’s get a small dose of reality in Pine Valley. Most of the time people really die and are not just presumed dead, and they never return from the dead. * Has anyone else noticed how bad things keep happening at Opal’s house? First Frankie was murdered there, and then Bianca gets wasted and drives drunk. I think it’s time for Opal to find some new digs or do some feng shui. * I really can’t get into anything that deals with Mia’s son. I don’t have enough invested in Mia to give a rat’s ass. I do like Mia but she needs to move on. She was sounding like a broken record for a while too. * When is Kendall going to wish Erica to the cornfield already? * Did you purchase Greenlee’s sheet set? Please tell me you did not drop $199.88 for sheets or $50 for a replica of her engagement ring. If you have that kind of money and you want to spend it on AMC, send it to EYE ON SOAPS.COM * Why is it that one-day Liza is struggling to get her words out, but the next episode (same day in Pine Valley) she seems to be talking without difficulty? * The shot of Erica’s neck looked disturbing when she was talking to Kendall at the hospital and telling her to get the top secret Enchantment file. * Before Kendall pulled the unloaded gun on her mother, I kept finding myself hoping that these two could reconcile. I certainly both sides and why they hate each other, but they fake it so well. * It’s about time that Bianca went home to her mother. * When Chris surprised Erica at her office with one cane, I thought his comment about Erica being his second Kane was clever. * It looks like Greenlee got the last laugh on La Kane since she snagged the Revlon job despite Erica’s machinations. * The conversation between Leo and Ryan was funny; their conversation seemed so normal like two buddies. I laughed when Leo said Kendall was hot. * There must be something in the water to draw a huge cosmetics company like Revlon to Pine Valley. * Who knew that Tad was a lefty? (I noticed he slugged Edmund with his left hand.) * Didn’t Edmund’s suspicions about Tad and his feelings for Brooke seem to come from left field? Why did he all of a sudden thing Tad wanted her back? I figured Tad’s reasons for constantly hanging around were to reconnect with Jamie and occupy his time and keep his mind off Dixie. * I’m glad someone finally mentioned the weird factor between Chris and Erica Ryan and Kendall. It is a little convenient and too close for comfort. * The cliffy on Friday (May 3rd) was great! * What’s the deal with the opening credits? The order is kinda funky. * Mia is not the brightest bulb on the marquee. It took her long enough to figure out that Trey just wanted money from her. * I was getting tired of the back and forth crap between Edmund and Brooke. Are the writers trying to make us hate them together to pave the way for Maria’s return or what? * The continuity police blew it. Before Greenlee left for Revlon to get her new job, she changed purses, but she had the first purse when she showed up at Simone’s. * It’s not like I don’t like Mia, but I can’t get into her scenes with Trey. Maybe if we knew more about their history. What about the name Mia saw on Jake’s residency candidate list a few months ago? Is that guy whoever it was the father of her son? Why should we care? * Clearly after Tad’s talk with David he’s learned nothing from his past mistakes. He’s still arrogant and antagonistic. * Marian’s relapse with the alcohol was too brief. Her profuse apologies are too much considering she really didn’t do anything wrong. * Right on Hayley! I'm glad someone was asking Mia questions about her son's condition. * Why is Palmer so hell-bent on forcing Dr. Joe to retire? He's older than Joe isn't he? * Are you sick of Jake barging in on Mia's conversations with Trey? How is it that he has so much free time to show up whereever Mia is? Shouldn't he be too busy since he's running the hospital? Could you tell that when I was bored with the stories I’d be very aware of the minor details? That’s what helped me get through some of those slow scenes. You know I always welcome your thoughts (even if they’re different from mine) about our favorite show, so drop me an e-mail. You may already know that I’m expecting my second child (due October 1st) and have been going through the rigors of pregnancy. I loved being pregnant with Max. I felt incredibly healthy and was really taking care of myself, totally into it. This baby was planned (almost to the day) and highly anticipated, but it doesn’t feel the same. Last time I was working full time at a job that I loved. This time I’m still “working” by staying home with my 21-month-old son who is keeping me quite busy, but I don’t feel like I’m as active or something. It’s just different. We have an appointment this week and hope to learn the baby’s sex. You know I’m a total planner and hate surprises. My first choice is a healthy baby obviously, my family is hoping for a girl (who is just like me I’m sure). Jack hasn’t really mentioned his preference and I don’t think Max is fully aware of what is going on. I used to say (especially after I had Max) that I only wanted sons. I wanted to have sons so I could raise good men. I never wanted a daughter because of my mother. One time she told me that she hoped I had a daughter just like me and I swear she meant it as a curse. Since then I never wanted a daughter. I convinced myself that I could do without the drama. But something’s changed. I can’t put my finger on it, but in my heart of hearts I want a little girl, someone who will be sweet and love her daddy, but also strong and smart (just like me – ha ha). Of course I’ve been dreaming that it’s a boy and just have a feeling that it is. I hope the ultrasound will be able to tell us one way or the other. My family is well. Jack isn’t working as much overtime during the week, which is nice, but his job has been pretty shitty lately. It’s so weird to hear him complain about work and dread having to go. He’s the only person I know who is doing what he wanted to do since he was a child and really loved his job. But like with most jobs, there’s political bullshit and the idiots seem to be running the village. We both got new toys, which have made us both very happy. He got a 65” wide screen television and a new satellite receiver that has Tivo-type capabilities (OK, that’s my toy too). I got a new car (2002 Volkswagen Passat). It was definitely time as my 1992 Nissan Sentra was on her last legs. (Now you know why I’ve been away from my computer.) Max and I are still in Moms’ Club and are enjoying it. I think he’s almost completely past the sand-throwing phase and is actually starting to play with the other children. I’m going to be doing the newsletter soon (I can’t wait) and was even nominated to be on the board. I declined the nomination though, I figured I’d be busy enough doing the newsletter and with a baby on the way. Besides none of the positions appealed to me, and I just felt it was too soon for me to want to run for president. But I think a year as president is in my future. I think it will be a good start on my way to PTA president and eventually local politics. It’s all part of my master plan (ha ha). I’m happy to report that I met some nice gals and everyone has been great. I was extremely worried initially because I don’t like many women and hate cliques. Plus I’m too mouthy, I mean honest to deal with other people’s issues. I don’t want to waste my time. Not surprisingly, I also met some new AMC fans they really are everywhere. Well, it’s late and I should get to bed. I usually have to read before I can fall asleep and just finished a biography on Vivian Vance (Ethel Mertz on “I Love Lucy”). Now I’m reading Lucy & Desi. I’m also doing books on tape (in the car) and just finished Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas by James Patterson. It was a great book. Jack and I both listened (which took longer for me to get through it since I had to wait for him to listen to it) and we enjoyed it. I started reading Confessions of a Shopaholic and Sex and the City but can’t seem to get into them. I’ll have to finish Lucy & Desi first since it’s a library book and try them again. OK, it’s really late now and my eyelids are getting heavy. I hope you still have interest in reading my random thoughts and I’m sorry there are such long delays between my posts. 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Wednesday, February 27th, 2002
4:02 pm	It's me! I didn?t expect to have this much of a delay between my columns, but for some reason my real life keeps me away from my Internet one. I have taken lots of notes while watching AMC though and am ready to dish the current story and go over some old stuff too. I think I?ll give a bulleted list of my AMC thoughts, that way I don?t have to flow. Keep in mind that while I did take notes, I didn?t bother to date them so this stuff is not in order. * Even though Roger Smythe is expected to return to Pine Valley in March, it irks me that there has been no mention of him since the Crystal Ball. Yes Leo briefly mentioned him when comparing his concern for Vanessa to Greenlee?s need to help Roger get in touch with David (at Leo?s wedding), but that was it. * I know that there are many diehard Maria fans who still hold out hope that Eva LaRue Callahan will return to the role of Maria. But can anyone tell me what the big deal about her was? I do remember her on the show but don?t have any recollection of being particularly fond of her character. It?s too bad that the most notable role she?s had since leaving AMC was on Thirdwatch. (I know she had a flop on UPN and some other little roles here and there.) But it seems to me that Callahan is like a slew of other actors who either get burned out on their soap job or the idea that they are better than daytime and move on to prove it. Once they fail and see the writing on the wall (that they had it made with their day (time) job, they come back to the soap that made them famous and make it seem like they?re doing the fans a favor. But in reality it?s the fans (who allow them to re-invade the show they?ve remained loyal to) that are doing the actor a favor. Yup, there are some exceptions. I?d rather have a GH with Luke and Laura than without. But Eva LaRue Callahan does not fall into the category (or league) with Genie Francis or Tony Geary. * Did you see Vanilla Sky with Mark Pinter (roger Smythe)? It was weird seeing him look gruff with longer hair but I liked it. * Liza is a hag. I was so happy when Adam asked her to stay out of the JR mess (when Jackson came to question him ? I know that was years ago). She?s just out of control and I wonder if she pissed s off TPTB or if this is the new and unimproved Liza. * What about Liza?s relationship with Mia, are they just dropping that because they?ve hoisted Mia onto Jake? I think there?s still a ways to go with these sisters especially if Mia is involved with Jake. What will her reaction be to Ryan and Kendall?s relationship or friendship or whatever it becomes? * I still miss Marian and Stuart. We didn?t get to see them celebrate their wedding anniversary (isn?t it Valentine?s Day), which would have been better than Edmund and Brooke. What a gyp. * I liked Myrtle?s funky black and white top (the one she had on when Maggie went to visit Bianca the first time), but what?s up with the way she says Beeanka? * Still not a fan of the new JR who is obviously not as bright as the old one. For him to let Ryan just take $100 off the motorcycle was ludicrous. He totally had something on Ryan and he should have used it if Ryan wouldn?t drop the debt. For a brief moment I thought he?d stick to his guns, but to no avail. This kid got to go! He?s an insult to the seedy and sneaky Chandler legacy. * Speaking of bratty (and suddenly not so bright) kids, what happened to Bianca? She sure turns ugly (meaning snotty) pretty quick. Right away she pissed on Erica for trying to protect her. Sure it sucks that her mother thought she was capable of murder but under the circumstances what else could she think? Either way it was still wrong for Binks to tell Erica to shut up. I?d never tell my mom that for fear of being slapped. That Bianca break we had for awhile was nice. Did you also catch how Bianca treats Leo the way Laura treated her? What I mean is that on more than one occasion Bianca went to Leo to talk about her feelings about Frankie and her murder. Leo was also going through major stuff at the time, but Bianca never bothered to ask how he was. She was too wrapped up in her own problems. * How did Ryan get a new motorcycle, insurance? * If Mateo suspected that Vanessa was Proteus why didn?t he keep an eye on her? * The Valentine?s Day episode was boring. Brooke + Edmund = yawn. To be clear, I?m really not a Brooke fan. I think the character has run her course. But I remember back in the day that I wanted Brooke and Edmund to stay together. So naturally because they both needed a love interest and a story (I guess), I?m happy that B&E are reunited, but I don?t want to see them in a constant lip-lock. * Isn?t it too soon for Kendall to be getting mail at the Pine Cone? * Did you hear when Vanessa told Derek that the Larry situation was ?explaindable?? She wonders why people don?t think she?s bright? * Anna?s wardrobe is stuck in the 80s and not in a good way. * Jake is getting sneaky, but it seemed too easy for him to get a hold of David?s files. After months of research David just carelessly leaves his file out for all to see. And why wasn?t his computer password protected? * I?m getting tired of Ryan getting in Stamp?s face. Ryan hated his father yet he practically genuflects when he mentions his father?s death. What?s that about? * Only losers make up names for themselves ? Jake-Meister. He needs a haircut too. * So David worked on a cure for Dixie?s potential heart condition just to make amends? I do want to believe that and that he?s over her. She was so bitchy to him more than once. I felt like I was watching Sybil the way Dix would be thanking David profusely one minute then spewing venom at him the next. Their final scenes touched me though. For him to offer to care for her (after all she put him through) and give up his life in Pine Valley (just before it hit the skids) was bittersweet, and more than that harpy deserved. * That Maddie is a real cutie! What a living doll. I?m so glad the writers have kept Sam and Maddie around and kept the kids who play them too. * Vanessa is getting spooky! I like it!! * I wish I could cry and not have to worry about my tears ruining my makeup a la Ms. Kane. It was hilarious how she blamed her breakdown in Greenlee?s arms on having a throat thing. But it?s a scary world when Erica is wishing that Bianca shared Greenlee?s feelings for Erica. * Did Mateo want Hayley in Texas so that he could sing, ?All My Exes Live in Texas?? * I?d like to take this opportunity to welcome back Leo?s leather pants! (Ha-ha.) * I chuckled when Hayley compared Ryan?s yacht to his motel. * Can someone remind me what the deal is with Kendall?s doll? * If Tad and Dixie?s rooms were on the same floor (when they went to get divorced) his room number was 1097 and hers was 254? * What happen to Simone when Mateo got arrested? I think that covers all my notes. I?m slowly catching up on the show but still have a ways to go. I?m again trying to get motivated and back on the treadmill, which worked great way back when and kept me up to date on AMC. But there just doesn?t seem to be enough hours in the day or something. I?ve been exhausted these last few weeks and just not motivated to do anything. But Max and I did join Mom?s Club and I?m really glad we did. Our chapter has events planned every weekday so I have an option on when to attend. We?ve been to the park a few times and a party on Valentine?s Day. But it?s been a real eye-opener for me. My son throws sand and hits. We?re working on his first impression issues. He?s not too interested in the other kids (except when he?s hitting them) and just likes to do his own thing. I wouldn?t say I?m prissy (but I am), although it?s been hard for me to see my child dirty. I know I have to get used to it, but still. Sand is my enemy. It?s the reason I don?t do the beach (well, that and my big gut). It?s just my luck that my son loves it. He?s also the Dick Van Dyke for 2002. We?re walking across a field to the playground and this is him: step ? step- fall; step ? step- fall. As you can imagine it takes us awhile to get from one place to the other. (That?s what I get for not bringing the stroller.) Jack and I went test-driving last weekend. We?re thinking about getting a new car (for me) and selling my ?92 Sentra. Oh happy day! I?ll keep you posted. Oh and some other stuff I forgot to share last time, we got new carpet in December throughout the house. Whoo-hoo! What a difference a rug makes! I?m quite pleased that this darker carpet looks better and doesn?t show spots or dirt. Our last carpet was pretty gross. I should post before and after pics it was so bad. Now I have to get the house back in order, it was like moving. I learned something about myself too. I can keep a secret. Well, I can when my life is threatened. My brother who lives in CT called me in August and told me his family planned to visit us (and surprise my parents and other brother) in January. But I was the only person who knew and if I told he?d disown me (after he kicked my ass). Of course I could tell Jack (which is not like telling anyone) because he forgets everything. My parents were stunned when they came to my house and Tony answered the door. We had a great weekend (and got along) but their visit was brief and it was hard to see his family go. The look on my mom?s face was worth keeping the secret, and I tell her everything. I?m a big fan of everybody being in the same room. My brothers are 10 and 12 years older than me, so at times it felt like I was an only child (the good times - ha). But when we were all home or in the same room I would point it out because it meant a lot to me. Of course 10 years later my family ribs me about this infamous comment, but when the 12 of us were together in my dining room I think they understood. In my next column I?ll tell you about another secret (a big one) and my very cool niece Candice. I am so sorry that it takes me so long to post these days, but I know that you are very understanding and don?t hold it against me. Besides, you know that if you?re dying to hear from me (and sometimes you are) you can always e-mail me anytime. I?m very good (and prompt) about answering my e-mail. Take care! I almost forgot! I am planning to attend SSW in April at California Adventure. The first weekend is for AMC fans April 6-7 and I am so there! if you have plans to attend, let me know. It would be great to meet you. If you want more details, drop me an e-mail and I'll be happy to provide them. (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 24th, 2002
12:20 am	Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Hanukah! Happy Kwanzaa! Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! I think that about covers all the holidays that have passed since you last heard from me. If you?re wondering where I?ve been it?s really hard to say. I?ve been here doing the same old thing, except writing my column. I still watch AMC regularly and it?s still my favorite daytime drama. I really can?t explain why I haven?t written sooner. I certainly thought about writing several times, but either the inspiration never came, or when it did my computer wasn?t free. Jack went back to school and requires more computer time to do homework. I know I have ?all day? to use the computer, but Max requires more time as he gets older (17 months now) and I?m an inspired night owl it seems. But I finally thought enough is enough. There?s certainly plenty going on that is worth comment. Besides I missed hearing from you! Where have you been? Are you still watching? I?ve heard from a few of you here and there but not too often. It?s time to get back on track (I know I say that a lot, I?m hoping some day I?ll stick to it). I?m going to go with the bullet format again, less pressure on me that way. So, without further ado? * Who killed Frankie Stone? We know that Erica didn?t do it but she believes it was Bianca. Although the sight of Frankie and JR in bed traumatized Bianca, I don?t think the shock would have driven her to murder. I?m thinking Vanessa is the guilty one. I think Erica was right about Frankie being a con artist who targeted her. We know Frankie was up to something because she had a mysterious phone call and explained that things were ?going as planned?. I?m thinking these two teamed up and Frankie?s job was to befriend and be girlfriend(?) to Bianca, which would drive Erica crazy. (It seems that while Ms. Kane loves and accepts her daughter?s homosexuality, she doesn?t want to see it.) This situation would surely preoccupy Erica?s mind and perhaps keep her away from Enchantment, allowing a drug cartel to easily infiltrate and operate. However, Frankie developed true feelings for Bianca and decided to drop the plan. This obviously created a problem for Vanessa. So the logical thing to do was to kill Frankie, which would also keep her quiet. Her death could possibly be pinned on Ms. Kane because her hatred of the girl was well known. Or it could be blamed on Bianca (the old fit of rage/jealous lover routine), which would still keep Erica busy. And maybe, with a little luck Erica would be put away for life. Problem solved for Vanessa. I do hope that Bianca does remember what happened and how she ended up at Wildwind. I?d also like an explanation of how Chris Stamp?s gun is involved. * So Vanessa is Proteus (I mean Pronessa). Surprised or disappointed? By the time this was revealed did you even care anymore? I really had no idea who Proteus was and was less interested once the secret was out. Like you, I have several questions. What is David?s involvement with Pronessa? I believe we did see David and Roger discuss Proteus matters at least once, so I don?t think David?s involvement with Roger was solely for research. It sounds like Pronessa has been in business for years. If that?s the case, why have Vanessa and Leo been financially strapped and relied on rich saps to fleece? Why is Leo so worried about his mother these days and what she?s capable of? Is he aware of her hobby? * How will Simone be able to write the Proteus story for Tempo magazine if she never takes notes? What makes her an ace reporter anyway? I thought Edmund put her on the job because she was familiar with Proteus, but she doesn?t know anything. It?s pretty obvious she?s enjoying being Mateo?s girlfriend though. I think after the Proteus story, there will be the Mateo-Hayley-Simone love triangle story. What is Simone?s connection to the psychiatrist from PVH? * I think that instead of sending baby Lorenzo (still hate that name) with Mateo?s mom, Hayley should have left town with him. After all the drama about being a good mother, Hayley proved she?s just like Arlene and abandoned her newborn. Why isn?t anyone asking her for an explanation about keeping the baby? When everything is back to normal will Lorenzo be older than Colby? Did you catch the size of the handprint on Mateo?s birthday present? It was almost as big as mine. * When did Mia decide to give up on Ryan? Was it when the Christmas tree fell on her and she met Jake? When will Ryan notice? * So far I like the new Kendall. I think her look is perfect for Erica Kane?s daughter. She?s real bitchy too, which is also a plus. But the actress? comments in a TV Guide interview make me wonder if she?s stupid. She basically says that Susan Lucci is treating her well and they?re off to a good start so far, which is a relief because she doesn?t want to get on Lucci?s bad side. (For those of you just joining us, Lucci reportedly did not get along with the first Kendall played by the scene stealing, Emmy-winning Sarah Michelle Gellar.) Look honey, if you want to keep your job, either keep your mouth shut, or pucker up and kiss some Lucci-ass. * I could do without the forced love/hate action between Kendall and Ryan though. I?m so tired of Ryan and his rage. Can we all agree that it is not Adam?s fault that Liza lost Ryan?s baby? First of all we should be a little miffed that the writers are using the same Chandler steps as the cause for another miscarriage. Remember when Arlene tried to fake a fall (after a fight with Liza) and subsequently miscarry? But Adam didn?t push Liza, he just tried to keep her from walking away. Unfortunately Liza fell. But if she doesn?t blame Adam, why should Ryan? If anything, I bet Liza realizes that she lost that baby because of the bad karma she was surrounding herself with by trying to keep her pregnancy a secret. * At this point, Liza is also working my last nerve. She has pulled more crap behind Adam?s back than she?s accused him of. She?s just become this bitter woman who is so consumed with revenge that she?s wasting her life. Adam is right, she?s just like he is, but I say she?s worse. How is she going to deal with her divorce attorney who served Adam with divorce papers like an eager beaver, and worse before she gave him the go-ahead? * I miss Jesse McCartney as JR. The new JR sucks. He?s way too angry and way too old. * Why wasn?t Dixie in court when JR was supposed to testify? It?s not like she has a job, she should have been there. Why wasn?t her absence addressed? * I miss Stuart and Marian. They need a real story and not to be holiday fill-in. * Did you catch the very brief mention that Gabriel was now in Europe with Alex and Dimitri? Thanks for saying goodbye. * What about the way Laura left town? She got off pretty easy if you ask me. And after months of near lunacy are we really supposed to believe that a ?tough love? speech from Brooke (Laura?s enabler) would immediately set her straight? I think we all deserved better on that one. I did feel a glimmer of hope when Laura went to Vanessa asking for help to get rid of Greenlee. Another sore spot for me with this story was the quick turnaround Leo made about his feelings for Greenlee. It was like one day he was telling her there were no feelings left between them, and then he was saving her in the air duct professing true love soon after. I just don?t think this resolution flowed. What was the final straw, the wedding vows? * On the upside, at least the writers aren?t making Greenlee?s feelings for Jake disappear. I know I?d have a hard time choosing between rocky road and vanilla if they both looked that good. She gets different things from these men and has really grown with them. With Mia in the mix, is Greenlee settling for Leo? * In my spoiler column I didn?t hold out much hope for a successful relationship between Jake and Mia. There?s the Liza issue, Jake had a brief intimate relationship with Mia?s sister way back when. Yes, I know that Tad and Jake got over it without a problem, but we?ve already been down that road with Ryan and the sisters. Plus, Jake and Mia are both on the rebound and were rejected by people they loved. What chance is there for them? * I can?t wait until February and Dixie?s departure. * Did you notice how much better Opal is looking since she started seeing Hank? She?s cut back on the wacky accessories and actually looks pretty good. I?m not even into a reunion between her and Palmer. He treated her horribly and doesn?t deserve her. Plus, she?s looking hot-to-trot these days; she could do better and has. It?s too bad Tom Wopat?s appearance was so brief. * I think I?m one of the few people who are not opposed to Brooke and Edmund reuniting. I wanted them to stay together back then (I was never a huge Maria fan). But I don?t want to see them discuss their relationship over and over again. Let them spend some time being a couple that works together and the story (and tension) can come from that. (I know I couldn?t do it.) * If you watched GH back in the day, you know that Anna Devane was a fabulous spy. Why must the writers make her look like the spy from Mayberry? She?s constantly being busted by David and looks like a bumbling idiot. Yes, David is very smart and sinister and sleeps with one eye open, but believe me when I tell you Anna should be 10 steps ahead of him. Of course this does make her the perfect candidate to be chief of the Pine Valley Police Department. If that doesn?t work, she could be a judge because they?ll let you get away with anything. * The way Erica?s murder trial is going is a bit ridiculous. Her scene on the witness stand was ludicrous, as was Bianca?s response. Jackson looks like a bitter ex-lover who hasn?t forgiven Erica for breaking his heart (a few years ago). Where did that come from all of a sudden? It?s just a little too much for me. Let?s see, I think that covers most everything. You?ll let me know if I?ve forgotten anything won?t you? Remember I told you about my cyber stalker? A couple columns ago I posted a family photo and was pleasantly surprised to see someone actually posted a comment. It was anonymous and said the picture was nice and the person wanted to get a copy (or something like that). A copy, for what? I was a little freaked but Katrina said it was probably just someone who is lonely and thinks they know me. But when Jack read it he was more than paranoid and wanted to know how much personal information I?ve divulged, like there?s so much interest in my life and me. But his comments did freak me out a bit more. I don?t know why, but I mentioned the comment to my brother (who sneaks a peek at my work from time to time) and of course he turned out to be my stalker. He didn?t think he?d done anything wrong, because who else would make a comment like that? (See, no interest.) Well, I think I?ll stop there for now. I?d like to thank you for hanging in there and not getting mad at me for not posting. I knew you?d understand. But now that I have posted, it?s your turn. I want to hear from you and all your creative theories on what?s going to happen. I?m just a keyboard away. E-mail Stephanie at stephanie@eyeonsoaps.com (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 31st, 2001
1:13 am	"I'm a lackey just like you!"</center> Happy Halloween! I know it?s been awhile since you?ve heard from me, but I?ve been a little busy and a little behind on All My Children. But I just had a mini-marathon of last week?s shows (boy, were they good) and am ready to dish the latest. I even took notes just so I could be sure to cover all that I felt needed my comments. I?ll get right to the show and maybe fill you in on what?s been going on in my life along the way. My notes are in bullet form for the most part, so that?s how I?ll present them (that way I don?t have to flow if I don?t want to). * I was mildly amused/grossed out when Anna said to David, ?My lips are sealed,? to which he replied, ?Then allow me to unseal them.? Eww. That?s so cheesy, but it really took me back to the olden days when I was a young girl and watched soap operas. I remember seeing the love scenes (we?re talking like at 9 or 10 years old) and hoping that one day a man would whisper sweet nothings in my ear, or carry me upstairs to the bedroom. Soaps just use to really romanticize anything and everything and I couldn?t wait to be an adult (back then). But sadly (or luckily) I?ve never been fed cheesy sweet nothings or carried upstairs. * Even though I can?t stand Laura, I?m glad the writers made her crazy Laura. Although the way she talks about herself (and to herself) as if she were the most beautiful girl in Pine Valley, and the smug squinty looks she makes have got to go. * I just realized that I?ve missed Vanessa and her breathy demeanor. It?s so funny to see her feign innocence and not be believed by anyone. * Opal is the bomb! (I wrote that last week, but I can?t remember why. I do think it?s true though.) * Here?s another riveting conversation between David and Anna, ?Satisfied?? David asks. ?Hmm mmm,? Anna answers. A friend of Jack?s (my husband) slept with a friend of mine one time (after he wore her down) and when they were finished he asked, ?How was I?? Eww. That?s what that scene reminded me of. Needless to say my friend never went back for seconds or answered the question. * I?m not into the ABC plugs with the tagline ?There?s more to the story?. They?re almost as bad as the faux jewelry. * What?s up Bianca?s butt lately? She?s being a little pushy with Frankie don?t you think? * I thought the shows during the week of October 15 ? 19 were long and watching them on tape and fast-forwarding through the commercials took forever. * I liked that Greenlee was on to Laura?s lunacy in the beginning, but it?s sort of dragged on for a while. * How is Laura teetering on the brink of insanity and being pushed over the edge by a cuckoo clock (of all things) one minute, yet setting up elaborate schemes to trap Greenlee the next? * When Laura and Leo finally hook up at the Valley Inn for dinner they don?t mention the fact that, Palmer and Vanessa, are MIA. * Hooray Erica is on her way to getting a piece of the Stamp. I like them together it?s about time Ms. Kane had some romance. * Ryan?s story about blue-sky days was sad but sweet. I think it provided us some insight to what his childhood was like, don?t you? He also mentioned to Chris that his brother Braden was on the run. I don?t remember that. I remember he raped Kit and that they busted him for it. Anyone remember the scoop? * Brooke?s comment about Edmund dating the Devane family was funny. I?m not used to her being funny. It?s a good thing she cut her hair, but I?m not crazy about how short it is. Her style was looking like Edmund?s for a while. I remember seeing them talk to each other when Laura was in the hospital and their hairstyles were so similar it looked weird. * Speaking of hair, Bianca?s looked great after her night with Frankie. Did she stop by the Glamorama before heading home? * Why didn?t Brooke or Edmund close the blinds before they made out? * Liza bugs me. She acts like a sanctimonious Martin. What was the deal with her accusing Mia of stealing her life? Talk about a Freudian slip. I?m glad Adam called her on it even though she didn?t address it. Seems like she?s a little hung up on Mr. Lavery and I think it goes beyond her pregnancy. (But can you blame her? He?s hot!) * Mateo calls his son Enzo? Puhleese! I thought Zo was all right but Enzo, they picked a crappy name. I was watching Rosie the other day and Michael Rappaport was on and told a story of how he and his wife named their son Samuel and after about a month or so realized he wasn?t a Samuel at all. So they hired a lawyer and went to court to legally change their baby?s name to Julian. Sounds like AMC should do the same with the Santos baby. * Did you catch when Mateo asked Hayley why she wasn?t at the park with Zo? What the hell is she going to the park with a brand new baby for? I didn?t leave the house with Max for like the first month or so. Besides what?s an infant going to do at the park? * I?m not sure what I think about Simone, but her voice has got to go. She needs to stop inhaling helium or something. Her voice reminds me of Jennifer Tilly?s but it doesn?t work for her. * Brooke is a big hypocrite. One minute she?s scolding Leo for ditching Laura and not treating her well. Then a week later she?s thanking him for taking such good care of her, which is it? * I?ve never said, ?I?m the mother of your child,? to Jack to make a point the way Hayley did to Mateo. Jack would say, ?And?? * Mateo needs a haircut and Leo is not far behind. If not, then they need a better style than just messy. * I like Mia. * I agree with Kate (don?t tell her, but I read her column last night), Leo is turning into a loser and a snoozer. He?s a little dense and I don?t like him prancing around town like he?s a legitimate businessman or adult (the way explained to Edmund and Jackson that he wanted to get a restraining order). * Originally I liked Anna and David but now I dunno. I wanted my favorite Dr. Evil to get over Dixie (in a major way) and move on, but Anna kinda bugs. I don?t think she?s as clever as she thinks she is and she?s a little too cocky (no pun intended). * The eerie soap music AMC has been playing when Laura?s on is perfect. * Have you noticed that everyone is wearing lip gloss these days? * Hey, I missed the episode when Mateo stabbed Roger, can anyone fill me in? * Why didn?t Jake examine Phoebe before writing her script? He insisted on checking Laura out before writing one for her. I get that that scene was to tip Jake off to Laura?s creative drug use, but shouldn?t they have addressed the lack of examination for consistency? * Jake is becoming quite the man, huh? I?m digging him with Greenlee and how it?s overhauled his personality. He?s getting sneaky and more like Greens everyday. * Is it just me or has Mateo been playing the one-note wonder guy forever? All we see of is angry aggressive Mateo. It?s old already. * Brooke didn?t hesitate to turn on Edmund when she didn?t like what he had to say about the Du Pres/Smythe situation. How soon we forget, sizzle lips. * I actually believed that Brooke was a force to be reckoned with when she threatened Greenlee. Really I did, until she called her ?Cookie?. * Chris Stamp is fine. * Despite Roger?s involvement with Proteus, I feel sorry for him. He?s all sweaty and nervous in SOS with Greenlee, and then that punk Mateo roughs him up. Poor guy. He?s just a ?lackey like you are?; someone needs to cut him some slack. What about his Sandra story? How sad. * Wouldn?t it be funny (and more entertaining) if they used James Earl Jones? voice to call Mateo instead of the computer voice? * Jake is my hero! He burned Laura good in court with the pill switcheroo. * How about his declaration that he?s Greenlee?s boyfriend? That was funny and somewhat surprising (did you catch Leo?s eyes rolling?). Jack and I had been dating for about two months but never discussed our relationship until my 21st birthday party. As I was introducing him to my family (a very big deal) I wasn?t sure what to call him. So I pulled him into the hallway and told him he was my boyfriend, just like Jake did. Hey it worked for me maybe Jake will prevail too. * So my secret agent man is a double agent. What a disappointment, but it?s explains why he?s been blowing Mateo off. Too bad, I really wanted him to be a good guy. Well, that covers my notes. I?m so glad I did that because I would just be ranting about the last 20 minutes of Friday?s show or whatever I could remember. Speaking of memories, my 10-year reunion was a blast. Jack and I both had a good time, several former classmates came up to me to tell me how handsome my husband was (like I?d marry a wanker) and how funny, sweet and nice he was, and how I?m so lucky blah, blah, blah. One chick was pretty smitten with him (I have a video to prove it) and asked several times if he had a brother or a cousin. Her desperation told to me why she was still single. I was disappointed that I didn?t see the first boy I ever loved. We had two functions a happy hour on Friday and the reunion on Saturday and I was hoping he?d appear at one of them, but I guess it was not to be. I was pleasantly surprised that I can still hold my liquor though. I got a little tipsy on Friday night and was thrilled that I didn?t puke (which is why I usually don?t drink). Oh and I got an invitation to have an affair. (Boy did I think I was the bomb!) I was feeling good and thinking I was all that and then the waitress came out with a beer and asked, ?Where?s the handicapped guy?? You guessed it she was talking about my would-be lover. Talk about a brutal reality. Not that I was even considering his offer (honest, Jack), but still. Besides he was just temporarily handicapped with a knee injury. Speaking of brutality, I had a pretty heavy dose last week. My ?good friend? told me that she told someone else that I was brutally honest (true) and didn?t have emotion, nor could I discuss a sensitive topic with any emotion. I tell it like it is and tend to hurt feelings in the process. Can you believe that shit? Yes, I am honest (sometimes brutality honest), I don?t like to lie and if you ask for my opinion I?ll give it to you. But I never intentionally try to hurt someone with my honesty. The particular situation my ?friend? mentioned was one that I had strong opinions about but no intention of sharing with the third party. Unfortunately I had to talk to the third party to clear my good name. Two days later, my ?friend? told me as we were discussing the reunion that I should not have taken off the swing jacket I wore over my dress. I?ll admit that in some of the pictures I looked bigger than the big girls and made the mistake of mentioning that if I had a do-over, I?d have kept the jacket on. So in an effort to kick me while I?m down my ?friend? explained that she considered telling me to cover up but didn?t feel it was her place to do so. She didn?t explain how it was her place to do so now. Oh and the third party told me she wished she hadn?t talked to my ?friend? because their conversation made her feel worse about that sensitive topic. I told my ?friend? this and she immediately dismissed it and blamed the third party for not taking it the right way. Talk about brutal. Here?s my dilemma: I want to tell my ?friend? that she was inaccurate and brutally judgmental, and that her words hurt me. (I guess I do have emotion.) But my fear is that I will be brutally honest and bring up some issues (like the fact that she had an affair with a married man when he was expecting a child with his wife ? see I can be BRUTAL) and is in no position to judge me (or anyone else). Basically I?d like to shatter her glass house with one stone. But she and I just renewed our friendship after about 5 years of not speaking (I had issues with her relationship) and I don?t want to hurt her because she hurt me. OK, I do want to a little but know that I shouldn?t. Plus, I?d like to think that I?m a person who can handle brutal honesty (even if it sucks) since I don?t hesitate to give it out and if I say anything to her, I?ll be proving I can?t. So for now I?m just going to lay low and avoid her for a spell. I need a break. That being said I?d like for all of you to fill my e-mail basket up to help me avoid this ?friend?. I haven?t heard from some of you in ages. Don?t tell me you stopped watching? I know I haven?t been consistent with my posts (but I do post Spoilers every week), but I?ve given you loads to comment on here so let me hear from you. Don?t worry, you can be brutally honest, it will help thicken my skin. Next time I?ll tell you about my freaky cyber admirer and his creepy attempt at stalking me. Stay tuned ? 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Friday, September 28th, 2001
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12:48 am	I'm Back! </center> I can?t tell you how many columns I?ve written in my head or how many comments and expletives (when Laura?s on) have come to mind while I?m walking on the treadmill and watching AMC. It?s been too long since you?ve heard from me. But it feels good to be back as I am full of opinions and caught up (finally) on the show. First of all, I have no plans to use this forum to express my opinions about September 11, 2001. I don?t even feel qualified to discuss these events. I will say that I am grateful that I did not know anyone who lost their life in this tragedy, but am tremendously sorry for the victims and their families. With that, I think it?s time to escape to Pine Valley. I was thrilled when the show was back on and so paranoid that I was going to miss an episode (thinking the evil network would air AMC at 2 a.m.) that I stayed up quite late one night to make sure. I hoarded Monday?s (9/10) episode until I could no longer watch newsworthy TV. Then I fell behind, way behind, and just caught up today. I will say that this week?s shows really had me wanting more. I?m even looking forward to walking tomorrow so I can watch Thursday?s show. I?ll start with Laura. Where do I begin? I?m so ready for her to be gone and am on the verge of fast-forwarding her scenes (I never do this no matter how bad the show gets). I think I mentioned in my spoiler column that I?m even getting tired of watching Leo deal with her (and I love Leo). I was thrilled when he gave her what for when she called him home because she fought with Bianca. He made a lot of sense and for a brief minute I wished he were Marcus (get it?). She?s just become this ridiculous child whose paranoia has taken over. I did enjoy her imagining that she busted Leo and Greenlee in the car and opened her can of whoop ass on Greenlee though. Another great example of Laura?s comeuppance was when Bianca accused her of using her to brag to Greenlee about Leo and Laura?s sex life. Why would Bianca give an iota about Laura and Leo doing the nasty in their car? (I know didn?t care to see it.) But to try and convince Bianca (and herself) that Leo is into her (when he?s in her ? sorry) was just shitty. Bravo Bianca for calling her on it; and for walking away. Why hasn?t Binks had any conversation with her good friend Leo? I?d much rather see that conversation than another episode of Leo & Laura - same talk different day. I still think Greenlee is the best. My AMC buddy Jennifer wrote that she wants to be Greenlee when she grows up. Me too! This girl kicks ass! She always dresses like a fashion plate (like her boss Ms. Kane) and she?s honest. She wants Leo, he wants her, and she likes having sex with Jake. She lays her cards on the table and doesn?t apologize for being a brat. I like her and Jake together too. She does a lot for his loser character meaning I like who he is when he?s with her. They have a good time and are usually honest with each other. He doesn?t let her get away with much even though he does. I am dreading the big decision though, when she?ll have to cut one of them loose. Speaking of Jake, smart move to accept David?s offer. Tad and Dixie be damned! I just hope Jake keeps an even keel and doesn?t get all self-righteous on David. I totally dig David. He?s so smooth the way he catches Anna leaving his room and he?s naked. She made it sound like he had the goods, huh? Their flirtation makes sense, she?s bored and craves danger, and he?s the anti-Edmund. I could buy into this. It looked like David was going to hook Gabriel up into some doctor-in-training program when they discussed the stem cell research book. I thought they were going to take that opening for Gabe?s exit. We?ll see. Since I was so behind on the show, I thought I missed hearing the name of Mateo and Hayley?s baby. I figured we?d see their visit to Texas or more of Max than his insignificant appearance (and one line) at the christening. (Maybe there?s more of Max to come, but so far I?m thinking why did they bother bringing him back?) We still don?t know the name and it?s been weeks. OK, I peeked. Even though I haven?t seen Thursday?s show yet, I just read the transcript (by Tracey), which is a great service. Lorenzo? If they were going to go with Lorenzo Hector Santos, shouldn?t they have chosen a more ethnic-looking baby? I don?t like this name. Unless they decide to call him Zo (which is what I?m going to do), that would be cool. This was a case of too much hype leading up to a big disappointment. I don?t like the way Liza acted toward Adam. I am not condoning Adam?s sleeping with the judge, but think his reason for doing it was sincere ? to protect JR?s future. Yes, he should have dealt with JR and Hayward another way, but Liza is far from innocent. She slept with Ryan (twice) and was all over him like a fly on shit. She wanted him and didn?t even apologize for it. Now she?s taunting Adam with her affair and forcing him to play by her rules. She?s no better than Adam. I?m also not comfortable seeing her with Ryan. It just doesn?t look right, I don?t know why. Since Cameron Mathison plans to leave when his contract expires in December, I don?t think we?ll be subjected to more Liza and Ryan (but I could be wrong). What about the Ryan and Mia connection? I was under the impression that Mia would be a new love interest for Ryan, but since she is Liza?s sister how are we supposed to buy into this without being grossed out? Speaking of buying into things, how can Liza go back to Adam after she?s had Ryan and his hot bod? I know the heart wants what the heart wants, but come one. (And why does Laura?s heart ?want? to keep beating?) I have to admit that the scenes of Hayley and Stuart talking about raising Zo and her sobriety made me cry like a baby. They were just so heartfelt or something. I thought the scene was really good. I?ve heard it mentioned before but think it?s worth repeating, David Canary is such a tremendous talent that you really think of Adam and Stuart as two different people. (Did that make sense? How about he?s good, really good?) I think Hayley asking Stuart to be Zo?s godfather was much more sentimental than Mateo asking Rosa. (Her hair at the christening looked like wannabe ghetto by the way.) But the conversation between brother and sister was cute, even though they?re both uncool. Let?s see, have I covered everything in detail? Oh, let?s talk about Chris and Ryan. It seems that Chris has a deep dark secret from his past that affected his job back in the day. If he?s Ryan?s dad and used to beat him, why is he still a federal agent? And why don?t Chris and Ryan recognize each other? Wouldn?t Chris have kept tabs on his family (with his connections) all these years? What about the picture of Ryan?s parents? It kind of looked like Chris but then it didn?t. ODDS & ENDS *What happened to Marcus? Is he still in a coma or back at PV High? Where?s Shannon, where charges pressed against her? Even though these characters were mediocre at best, I still feel we?re entitled to an update. Did Rosa press attempted rape charges against Marcus? *I think Chris Stamp is yummy and oh so clever. But when he hooks up with Ms. Kane (and you know he will), where will that leave Jackson? *Why is Tad such a buttinsky? Why can?t he be thankful that he?s off the hook for Sweeney?s murder and get back to his boring life with Dixie and the boys? What the hell were he and Dixie doing in the hospital board meeting? If he?s so rich and important, why doesn?t he buy a seat on the board already? That way, he can help Papa Joe and baby brother Jake with whatever they need. What explanation was given for Tad?s charges being dropped? Was there one? *What?s the deal with Gillian?s hair? Why is it so big on the top? It looks like she?s wearing a headband or a hair band. (Why am I bothering to comment on Gillian when her days are numbered?) *I really like the older Colby. She?s a cutie. I?m also happy that her clothes match. Am I the only one who remembers how poorly baby Colby was dressed? She?s supposed to be the child of some extremely wealthy people, yet she was always dressed like she belonged to Winifred. *Why did Mia change her look so drastically? Now she looks like all the other blondish gals on the show ? Hayley, Opal, Marian, Liza, Brooke, Laura, Greenlee, etc. I really liked her dark hair. The other issue I have with her changed look is that no one has commented on it. They had to have noticed, right? *Couldn?t TPTB use a better-disguised voice than the one that?s calling Mateo? It sounds like a voice that a cheesy talk show would use to protect their guests. OK, I think that?s plenty to make up for my long absence. I will try no to let so much time go by in the future. I?ve missed you and hearing from you, so start sending me e-mail with your thoughts on the haps. You haven?t given up on AMC completely have you? You must have something to say, I want to hear it. Guess what? Max is walking! Hooray! He?d been pulling himself up and walking along furniture for quite some time, but now he walks on his own (like a little drunk hobo). I?m thrilled. Everyone says I?ll regret wanting this because I?ll have to start chasing him, but so far he still prefers to be wherever I am in the house. I can?t wait until he can walk to the car and get around a little on his own. Besides, I?m convinced that once I start chasing him I will drop 20 pounds. A girl can hope can?t she? He?s turning into a little boy. He has six teeth and quite a little temper. He likes to bite (when excited or mad) and pinch his poor sweet mama. He?s also pinched my mom, but I?m his favorite victim. We?re having a great time though and he?s just devastatingly handsome. (I asked Katrina to post this family photo. We took this on Labor Day.) Did I tell you that I?ve become quite the night owl? I don?t know why but for some reason I?ve been staying up until 1 or 2 a.m. reading, or folding laundry or whatever. I just realized its 1:30 a.m. right now, so I should stop here. But I want to tell you about an interesting party we went to recently and about my 10-year reunion which is less than a month away. I?ll make it quick. You know I?m on the reunion committee (because I wanted a free ticket); and we?ve been gathering photos for collages, calling classmates and reminding them to order their tickets and planning a happy hour for the night before. So far everyone I?ve contacted has been great and seems to have ?moved on? from high school and all that BS. (I only kept in touch with two people from school, so I was a little concerned.) Now I?m actually looking forward to the reunion. I was just reunited with a girlfriend I?d known since junior high. We were such good friends through high school, yet for some reason (we both can?t remember why) we stopped talking a couple of years after graduation. Imagine our surprise when we learned we lived 10 minutes from each other? She came over on Tuesday night with her two kids and it was like no time had passed. She looked the same, still skinny (bitch) and I was thrilled to see her. We vowed to renew our friendship and even though we can?t go out and ?scam? for boys, we know we?ll be friends forever. Speaking of friends, we recently attended our close friend?s 30th birthday party. It was a great shindig with delicious food and terrific music. Then there was the entertainment ? a female stripper. Jack and I talked about it and I?d planned not to be in the garage watching so that he?d feel comfortable. (Don?t freak out, I?m not all ?Go ahead and have fun with the nice stripper, Honey?, but I didn?t think I?d be comfortable watching him watch her.) But when the show started everyone except me and my girlfriend went into the garage. So of course we had to go in. She was OK. Not too attractive in the face, but she had a nice body. Her boob job was a little on the grotesque side though (I don?t want to say disfigured, but they were far apart and the gap in the middle had extra skin). She had a start tattoo on her ?hey nanny-nanny? which was a little freaky. Anyway, I felt like Prudy McPrude watching this show. I wasn?t necessarily disturbed by what I saw, but a little embarrassed. There?s no way I could or would watch (or allow) Jack to do the stuff our friend did (like eat gummy bears off her body and touch her all over). Then the show took a turn when the stripper started giving lap dances to some of the ladies at the party. Whoa! What kind of party was this? She even kissed my close friend (the hostess) with tongue. Yikes! (Jack got a close look to confirm this.) Needless to say, that was some party. It certainly raised some questions. Am I that uptight? Or was this above and beyond? Is this what people in their 30s do, and if so is it a requirement? Should I feel sorry for Jack because he couldn?t partake? Or relieved that he doesn?t like gummy bears? And when did kissing girls become so normal and natural or is it when you?re a married gal (with children)? Again, I welcome your comments anytime. Have a great weekend! E-mail Stephanie at stephanie@eyeonsoaps.com (Comment on this)
Monday, August 27th, 2001
9:45 pm	Love Thy Neighbor? Greetings! It?s been a while since you heard from me and while I haven?t really been busy, I?ve had some interesting experiences lately. I often think about writing my column and have had plenty of time to do it. Then I get online and I check my e-mail, do my various Internet clickies and never get to it. I think I mentioned that my 10-year high school reunion is coming up. I let my girlfriend Ana add my name to reunion committee (for a free ticket) and have been working on that a little. Oh, and the biggest thing I?ve done lately is I went to Disney?s California Adventure last Friday. More importantly, I dined in the Chandler mansion at the Soap Opera Bistro, the ABC soap-themed restaurant in the theme park. OK, let me back track a little because I want to also tell you a wonderful story about a real life hero ? my husband Jack. On Tuesday night I was watching Big Brother 2 (I know, but I?m hooked) and waiting for Jack to come home. Since it was hot I wasn?t fully dressed (I?ll spare you the visual). At 9:30 p.m. someone rang the doorbell. We have a window in our door so I looked to see if my visitor was looking in (most people usually do and I?ve surprised our neighbor boys across the street with frontal when I was nursing). I didn?t see anyone and asked who it was and got no answer. I ran to my room to get dressed and turned on the porch light and looked out a side window to see who came to call on me. I saw a kid wearing baggy shorts, a yellow t-shirt and tennis shoes with a Scream mask on his head. We have a lot of kids (teenage boys mostly) living on our street, but I didn?t recognize this one. I asked what he wanted and he just kept asking me to open the door. After about 2 minutes I said the baby was crying and turned off the light, but I was spooked. I closed the glass sliders, checked on Max and immediately called Jack. Luckily he was on his way home from work and just as upset as I was. He came home asked me some questions and got back in the car and took off. When the boys saw him coming they took off running. Imagine? Of course Jack chased them and finally caught them and got to the bottom of their prank. I think they were just having some harmless fun (or so they thought). Jack talked to the parents of the boys and they came to apologize (with their heads down avoiding eye contact) the next day. I gave them what for (and told them to avoid my house on Halloween) and started to laugh after I shut the door. I don?t feel as old as I am. Meaning I don?t feel like someone?s mom or an adult, especially when it comes to teenagers. I feel like I can totally relate and am totally with it. But then something like this happens, or the grocery boy calls me mam and I?m brought back to the brutal reality that I?m an adult and probably relate better to the other homeowners on my block than to the kids. I?m sure this is a good thing, but it?s still hard for me to deal with. But on the up side, Jack totally defended me and I was pretty pleased about that. He?s my hero (even though he made me look like a big wuss), and I was totally giving him the look of love after that. (That?s opposed to the usual look of my eyes rolling.) I just felt like my man was protecting my honor (or whatever); I felt like Dixie must feel about Tad (when he?s not on the lam, that is). Speaking of Tad and Dixie, I guess I should start discussing AMC since it?s why we?re all here. I got behind (3 days) and had a mini-marathon yesterday. I watched most of Friday?s episode today, so I feel caught up enough to discuss the events. But where should I begin? I?m glad Shannon confessed to Edmund and Anna, but it doesn?t look like it will be smooth sailing since Warren (Marcus? dad) is threatening Shannon. But we?ll see. I thought I missed something between Thursday and Friday?s shows. We saw Gabe and Rosie get busted by the cops and the creepy guy with the camera on Thursday, and on Friday we learn from Mateo that Rosa and Gabriel have been cleared of the charges thanks to Shannon?s confession. Huh? Why didn?t we see that? Are the writers trying to tidy this up quickly so they can get Gabriel out of town? It felt like something was skipped. I like Chris Stamp and think he?s perfect for Erica. I like their repartee a lot. But I don?t like his look. Don?t get me wrong he?s hot. But I think his look resembles Jackson?s too closely. I am enjoying him though. Imagine what will happen when she finds out who he really is? I?m on the fence about Mia. I like how she accidentally decked Liza on the Fidelity and her tough girl attitude. She?s a breath of fresh air compared to the other ladies of Pine Valley. But there is something about her that bugs me. I haven?t been able to put my finger on what it is though. I also think I may be influenced by the fact that everyone keeps telling me they like her. I?m certainly interested in her plans in Pine Valley with regard to Adam and David, and maybe Ryan too. But I don?t want to see the sisters duke it out over Ryan (which is the way it seems to be heading). I am enjoying Ryan and Liza though. The way they got together was good and even though I don?t approve of her giving him Marian?s angel or her hanging all over him, I do approve of them as a couple. It seems clear that she wants Ryan in a major way ? don?t we all? But I do feel sorry for Adam. (I know I always root for the bad guys.) I don?t approve of cheating on any level, but really believe he was doing it to protect JR and not for any other reason. These two have a long, rough road ahead, how does Liza stay with Adam and forget about Ryan? Or not resent JR for causing friction in her marriage? Wait till she learns about Adam?s relationship with her sister. Sounds like sparks will be flying soon. I think we?re all ready for Gillian to complete her task and be gone already. If you read my spoilers then you should have an idea what her task is and who is involved. I?m looking forward to Ryan?s future (and hope he?s not related to Duke Lavery, that would be lame). I?ll just leave it at that (for now). I thought it was cute when Mateo pulled the name Regis out of the jar for their baby-naming contest, but I don?t want to see every other Hayley scene give a wink-wink nod-nod to her a.m. job. We all know she?s co-hosting, let?s move on. Poor Bianca. I think Brooke and Laura treated her pretty shitty when she only had the best of intentions. I don?t even think she was being hurtful when she approached Greenlee about breaking up the newlyweds. But they were just plain cruel when they saw her in the park with Myrtle. Laura was so snotty, yuck. I?m ready for that chick to go back to China (chickadee China ? do you know that song?). She?s too whiny, needy and just the worst possible mate for Leo. When Leo and Greenlee were arguing at Tempo it was clear that they were both just speaking and not communicating. I think that even though Greenlee was throwing her fit, she enjoyed just being with him in the same space. Leo?s requests for her to leave weren?t very convincing either, but you could tell he?s still reeling from his window view of Greenlee and Jake. But their kiss was more than telling. Those two are so desperately in love and still hot ? white hot. Yet with the blinds wide open no one sees a thing? I?m glad Leos called Brooke on her power play with Erica. Brooke needs to get her own life in order and stay out of her daughter?s. I don?t think she?s helping Laura (or even protecting her for that matter) and if she keeps it up she may help Laura lose Leo. He?s bound to get sick of their tag team guilt trips and manipulations, right? ODDS & ENDS - Marian and Mia had a nice heart to heart at SOS. How will their budding relationship affect Liza? My guess is she will not be pleased. - Where?s David? I miss my favorite doctor. - Mindy sure told Shannon at the hospital when she said it was a good thing that Marcus didn?t like her. - Warren looks like a mean mother f*cker doesn?t he? And his wife looks like a victim of domestic violence for sure. You know the wife who does as she?s told when she?s told, or else. - I want some monkey bread. - Why is Gillian able to change her clothes in Cirque Du Soleil land? If they are capable of different outfits, why is Jesse still wearing that sweatshirt? - I want to see Roger in action. We?re all convinced that he is behind the drug ring right? I?d like to see him doing the drug thing before he gets busted. I want to see it all and not just hear about it when the case is cracked. You know that Greenlee is going to be implicated too ? that?s a bonus. - Any idea what Hayley and Mateo are having? Do we even care or do we just want Arlene to come home? - Just because I watch soap operas doesn?t mean I want to wear the jewelry I see on them. I think ABC needs to give all their cross promotions a rest for like 10 years. I don?t want a cheesy cubic zirconia bracelet like the one Leo gave Laura, or a star pendant like Dixie received from Tad. Puhleese. I can barely handle Susan Lucci hawking her wares on the Home Shopping Network. The other night I was flipping the channels and caught La Lucci selling her handbags and mule shoes. I couldn?t bear to change the channel because I was engrossed in what was on my screen. But it made me feel sad. I just think that this queen of daytime is much too classy to be pedaling purses and belly chains (she has a jewelry line too). Doesn?t she make enough dough on AMC? It was just disturbing. So I bought all three bags and the matching shoes ? just kidding! OK, I think I?ll stop there. Oh wait, I didn?t tell you about the Chandler Mansion. I don?t know if I?ve mentioned this before, but since the Soap Opera Bistro opened I?ve wanted to go and check it out. We finally get to go but my 10- and 12-year-old niece and nephew were with us and so was Max. I couldn?t get a sitter. So, I wasn?t able to enjoy the full experience and was disappointed. The menu was pretty limited (and not in the burger and fry price range) but I had a great roasted garlic chicken pizza. Our waiter looked like the first Scott Chandler and was wearing a tux. We did take a lot of photos and I?m hoping they?re decent. After we ate we walked around to Kelly?s Diner and Luke?s club and the nurse?s station from GH and then some type of OLTL stable setting but I wasn?t really interested. Nicholas and Gia from GH were there signing autographs; I took some snaps of them as well. I?m glad I finally got to go, but would like to go again to really get the whole experience. Now I think I?m done. Enjoy your week and long weekend! Oh and wear white because after Labor Day it?s all about the fall colors. Speaking of the long weekend, you?ll have an extra day off and I can?t think of a better way to spend it than to e-mail Stephanie with your thoughts on AMC or SOS or B-I-N-G-O, whatever you want. (Comment on this)
Monday, August 13th, 2001
8:56 pm	Happy Monday! I hope you enjoyed your weekend. Jack and I are in a coed bunco group and yesterday was our turn to host. (We just love having company ? eyes rolling.) As you can imagine I spent most of the weekend preparing but did take time out for lunch with some friends. I enjoy going out socially so much more now. I guess since I?m home during the week getting dressed up to go out is fun for me. Max has two new teeth coming in and he?s starting to be affected (fever, loss of appetite). He?s been sleeping through the night since he was about a month old, so I kind of panicked last night when he woke up crying @ 11:15. Thank God there?s Baby Orajel. Anyway, I?ve watched all of last week?s episodes and wanted to comment on a few tidbits: * Did David really call Leo ?bro?? What was that? It sounded so funky coming from his mouth; it really took me by surprise. * What is the deal with Jake and his ?crutch rage?? I mentioned in my spoiler column that every time I start to like Jake, or actually dislike him less he pulls another asinine stunt. He and Mateo have quite the violent streak; maybe they should be put away. They can share a cell with Tad who throws innocent books at TVs. My point is that they are supposed to be the ?good guys? and lately all they?ve been are the angry guys. Mateo is not nearly as smart as he thinks. The way he acts with his sister is just like his father used to be ? scary strict; his veiled threat to David addressed a sore point for me. We all remember quite specifically that Hayley did not drink the spiked punch at the yacht party. Why the writers would resurrect this is beyond me. Basically Mateo hates David because Hayley drank spiked punch yet he was the one who almost had sex with his mother-in-law. Be careful writers, you are treading on some tricky territory. It would be a shame to make Mateo like the holier-than-thou Martins who rewrite history as it suits them. I?d rather see angry Mateo than Martinized-Mateo. Moving on, I like Leo away from Laura. His support for his brother and his keen observation of Adam?s lack of disgust about David?s trial dismissal were great. Of course the best part was Leo telling Jake to be a man and accept the judge?s ruling. To bad Leo didn?t get to respond to Jake?s shove, a little ?sweep the leg? a la Karate Kid was definitely called for in retaliation. Let?s see, what else? We know that Judge Campobello is a woman of her word, but she?s a dirty bird too. She lived up to her end of the bargain and wants Adam to give her more of his ?end? in appreciation. Why did Adam think she?d go away quietly? Imagine his reaction to learning that Liza knows what he did? There is no way he can explain his infidelity, especially when JR was against his plan from the start. Adam?s got no backup. I was surprised that Liza found out so soon, but like that the story is moving right along. However, I don?t know how I feel about Liza and Ryan?s pity party. My suspicion is that once Liza?s had young hot Ryan, she?ll never return to crotchety old Adam. Will Gillian be watching? What was the deal with Gillian in the flames? First she told Ryan to go with her and then she told him to save himself, make up your mind, Princess. I received an e-mail from Candi who saw Cameron Mathison (Ryan) on a Dallas morning show recently. Cameron said that Gillian would either remain a ghost or it will all just be a dream. I hope for his sake and the shows that that last statement was his way of being clever ? by mentioning the infamous ?Dallas? storyline since he was in Dallas. I pray the writers don?t try to pull that crap with us. I don?t think ABC can afford for all of their shows to swirl in the crapper. Now we know why Mia is in Adam?s debt. The girl can?t play cards for anything. But does Adam know that Mia has ties to Marian? We?ll have to talk about those ties in the next column. I was hoping for an elaborate scheme concocted by Adam to exact revenge on Liza and Marian for all the crap they pulled last summer, but I don?t think that?s the plan. For you Dark Angel fans, here?s a little bonus info: Amelia Heinle (Mia) was married to Michael Weatherly (Logan on Dark Angel). Interesting, huh? You know that I?m thrilled of course that David?s charges were dropped. It was worth it just to see everyone?s reaction. His speech on TV about not holding a grudge against the people who accused him was priceless. Now he needs to move on and as far away from Dixie as possible. I just hope that Mia doesn?t trip him up. It?s time David had some happiness for a while. He should get involved with Arlene when she returns to town. Imagine these two, talk about double trouble. So Gabriel is on his way out. Here?s hoping he takes Rosa with him. Well, I think that?s about it for now. Enjoy your week and your soaps! (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 5th, 2001
10:51 pm	THE MOMMY RETURNS! I?m back! Did you miss me? I have tons to tell you and almost don?t know where to begin. It was a nice break for me (longer than I expected) but it?s great to be back and caught up on All My Children. I just had an AMC marathon and wanted to get right to the computer while everything was still fresh on my mind. But I thought I?d start by telling you all about Max? birthday party (we had 96 guests!) and meeting the gals from Eye On Soaps. Even though I started planning the party in March, there was plenty to do the week before. Unfortunately on Friday, July 27th I realized around 2 p.m. that I wouldn?t be able to meet the gals in Studio City for dinner. I was already tired and still had hours of work ahead. I knew I wouldn?t be able to pull off the party if I took the time to go to dinner. When I called Katrina (which was weird since we?ve only communicated by computer) she was a sweetheart about it and we arranged to meet on Sunday. I thought this was a terrific idea and was surprised that Jack was more upset that I missed the dinner than I was. It?s a good thing I stayed home. Jack and I didn?t get to bed until 2:30 a.m. trying to set everything up. All in all I think our party was a success. I spent a lot of time creating different things to carry out my gladiator theme. I was surprised (and a little disappointed) that my guests didn?t seem to notice them. My sister-in-law made a flag that we hung in front of our house. The cake?s design was a take on the invitation designed by my brother. The party games were gladiator-themed ? pin the dagger on the gladiator (a movie poster of Russell Crowe) and cannonball toss (water balloons). The adults (66) and kids (30) participated in the games and pi?ata, which provided major comedic entertainment. I love to entertain and try to provide a variety of food, fun and ambiance that is most pleasing to my guests. But I think that they have gotten used to this and weren?t as impressed with all I had done. Either that or they were drunk. Max seemed oblivious to the fact that the party was for him, but he was very gracious and happy. He wore his king?s crown all day and when we cut the cake, he wore a gold cape that my mom sewed for him. I don?t think I?ve seen a cuter little king. The party didn?t end until 11:30 p.m. and by that time Jack and I were spent. We opened the gifts on Sunday morning and I have yet to put them away. The clean-up process has been ongoing but we?re almost done. I felt like a zombie all week and was exhausted. I spoke with Katrina on Sunday morning and made arrangements to meet her and the others at the hotel to attend the Real Andrews? gospel event. I wasn?t really interested in the GH events (even though I?ve watched the show for years), I was just excited to meet everyone from the website. The experience was not like I expected. I made it to the hotel in record time (about an hour) and waited in the lobby for Katrina. A few minutes had passed and there was no sign of her. I walked out toward the pool and saw a table of women and recognized Katrina from a picture she e-mailed. Of course it helped that she wore a nametag too. She saw me staring and smiled and I walked up to her and said, ?Hi, Katrina I?m Stephanie.? We hugged like old girlfriends and she introduced me to the others. Abbie was very sweet and immediately started to tell me about Lucky almost grabbing her butt. Heather, our #1 fan, smiled at that title, and Nicole from GH Rocks mentioned that her mother lived near me. A few minutes later, Tracey came to the table; I?d recognized her from photos she?s posted on the site. Shortly after, the gals went to freshen up and get ready for the next event while Katrina and I went to the lobby to meet Kate. I don?t know what I expected to happen when I met them, but I immediately regretted not going to the Friday dinner. I just thought that with most of the events over, they were sort of over the whole experience, and I think it would have been more exciting to be there when everyone met initially. We were all tired. I was bummed that I didn?t meet Leigh; I know we would have had loads of AMC stuff to gab about. Luckily, Kate, Katrina and I agreed that attending the gospel event (which was sold out) wasn?t a priority and we had a great chat over iced tea. Kate and Katrina were very friendly and genuine (which I didn?t get from everyone) and we talked about the soaps, our columns and the event. It became abundantly clear (almost immediately) that I don?t read Kate or Katrina?s columns very often, which they didn?t hesitate to point out. We agreed that we try not to read each other?s stuff to avoid duplication or influence and they were great about my lack of knowledge. Kate made the trip worthwhile for me when she told me about the gals who work at her Albertson?s in New Mexico. They don?t have access to a computer, so Kate kindly prints all the AMC stuff for them. She told me they enjoy my column and I was thrilled. So, ?Hey Albertson Gals thanks for reading my column and for sharing strawberries with Kate!? I was glad I made the drive and met the EOS gang. Kate and Katrina couldn?t have been nicer. I immediately went to the website and read their columns. It?s great stuff. I didn?t feel like I?d missed out by not attending the fan events, I?m not a person who would enjoy waiting in lines to catch a glimpse of a soap celeb. I know I did it for Walt, but that was at a smaller venue and involved a lot more one-on-one time with him. The only thing I wasn?t prepared for was being exposed. I did take my camera to snap some shots of the gals to show Jack, but I don?t think I considered the possibility of my mug being on the site. By now you must know that I dig writing my column. It keeps my creative juices flowing, is therapeutic at times, and is the one thing that?s mine. It doesn?t hurt that I am able to do this (in my PJs if I want) and be anonymous. You know, the name without a face. I could tell you that I?m 5?4, weigh 115 lbs and have long blonde hair. But now that my picture has been posted on Abbie?s column, you might as well know that I?m actually 4?10? (5? on a good hair day and with great shoes), weigh more than 115 lbs and have gone back to my natural brown roots. I?m the super hero without her cape (or lasso). I?m not sure how I feel about that. But enough about me, let?s talk about Pine Valley. I just re-read my last column (which I never do) to make sure I don?t repeat stuff I?ve already covered. I?ll start with Greenlee and Leo?s heart-wrenching scenes. He?s in quite the jam, isn?t he? He truly loves Greens and is fond of Laura, but not in love with her. He?s grown tremendously these last few months and proof of this is how he?s staying with Laura and not dropping her like a hot rock the way the old Leo would. But seeing him ?make love? to Laura (was that the word of the week or what ? Marcus & Rosa, Leo & Laura) made me retch. Yuck. I got a major case of the blahs on that. Where was Zora when we needed her to interrupt them? While Laura basked in the afterglow, Leo looked like a miserable man who was trapped. How is it that Tad and Dixie can be annoying again already? He?s on the run but staying in Pine Valley in pretty plain sight, but he hasn?t been caught. Dixie is so smart and sneaky she hides in Mateo?s car to be reunited with Tad and help him clear his name? The only noteworthy thing about this story is (and of course Jack pointed this out to me) that Tad grabbed Dixie?s butt when they were kissing at the boathouse. What?s up with JR? Does he still have a drug problem? So Chris Stamp is with the FBI, huh? This would explain why Anna recognized him and also make him a worthy mate for Ms. Kane. I approve. But if he?s with the FBI how was he so easily fooled by Dixie and Mateo?s ?argument?? With those skills he belongs on the Pine Valley PD instead of the FBI. I?m glad he?s a good guy and like the way he takes care of Myrt though. Gabriel takes the blame for ruining the coffee machine to protect Rosa and she?s oblivious. I told you she?s not very bright. I did like the conversation she had with Mateo about naming the baby. They sure seemed to focus on girls? names; do you think they?re having a girl (on the show)? The dig about the baby being called Lola if they named her Lourdes was cute, Rosa sounded like she didn?t approve of that which made her comment funnier. And now I?ll be a poet, I sure hope I don?t blow it: (If you object, don?t show it.) Gabriel has some brandy; Bianca becomes eye candy. I like this possibility and think it is just dandy. Making Binks confused about her choices could be handy. How will she react? What?s she got to lose? The writers could actually blame it on the booze. Though it seemed like she responded to his lips. But if he loves Rosa, the kiss would be a gyp. Jennifer sent me a hilarious e-mail recapping her take on the week of AMC. She thinks Roger is behind the big drug cartel from China. What do you think? Mia is working for Adam! That was a shock. What?s the story there? Is it possible that Adam is responsible for Mia?s return to Pine Valley, fully aware of her connection to Marian (and Liza) and is plotting to exact his revenge on them for doing him wrong? Maybe that?s extreme. I am curious about Mia and Marian?s secret though. Maybe Mia is Marian?s love child and not Liza?s as was previously reported. Mia looks like a young Lois from GH don?t you think? We know now that she didn?t accidentally meet David and that Adam has something planned. I can?t believe Adam slept with the judge. That is funny to me for many reasons; it just wasn?t something I expected ? a woman hot for Adam?s body and blackmailing him for sex. That?s hilarious. He almost got caught too which was scary, but I think it won?t be long before the cat is out of the bag. Judge Campobello doesn?t seem like the type to just fade away, which is a good thing. Opal speaking to Ryan on Gillian?s behalf was a good idea ? at first. I liked the scenes where Gillian planted ideas in Opal?s mind at SOS and Opal kissing Ryan. I think that Jill Larson is doing a great job with this because it makes sense that Opal would act so loopy. Especially since she is, well, loopy. But watching Gillian take over Opal?s body to be with Ryan was a little creepy. It was freaky the way Opal told Gillian she didn?t want to help her any longer and how Gillian refused to accept that. Where in the hell was Jesse or Natalie? How are they allowing this to happen? On the plus side, I like that Jill Larson is speaking like Gillian rather than the twang she usually uses for Opal, and that we?re seeing Opal for more than a minute. But I?m wondering what the point and plan is with this story. It seems like since Passions has found a niche with soap fans by being so different, the ABC shows are taking liberties with their characters. The Gillian story and the Stavros back from the dead story are examples that come to mind. I?m enjoying the GH Cassadine/Spencer feud immensely, but don?t think AMC is pulling off the same success. I do enjoy seeing Gillian and Jesse watching over the PV residents, but seeing Gillian take over Opals body against her will left me a little cold. I think I?ve covered everything. You know I enjoy hearing from you and welcome your e-mails. Can you believe our little website is already a year old? It?s been great communicating with you and I hope you feel the same. Have a wonderful week! E-mail Stephanie at stephanie@eyeonsoaps.com (Comment on this)
Monday, July 23rd, 2001
11:44 pm	It's Party Time </center> As you can imagine, I?ve been immersed in party details. I?m expecting about 100 people at my house this Saturday and being the control freak that I am have been busy with preparation. I am excited about the party and seeing all my ideas come to fruition. I think that I?ve been so busy with this that it?s prevented me from fully realizing that my baby is almost a year old. Where did the friggin? time go? For the first time in weeks I?m actually up to date on AMC. The sad part is that I haven?t been watching the show while walking on the treadmill for the last week or so. I am determined to get back on track next week ? definitely. My 10-year high school reunion is in October and I?d like to drop some lbs before then. I?ll keep you posted on my progress if I?m successful of course. As I was saying, I am current on the show and have plenty to say (as usual). I?m going to start with a list of my latest likes and dislikes with our show, but will also address some ABC soap trends that I think are worth mentioning. Ready? ? I?ve heard from some of you that you too like Gabriel. Finally. He?s a tortured soul who just needs a little love. I agree with Anna?s statement that she hasn?t done enough for him, she better get to it. I believe he?s a genuine person (like Bianca) and really doesn?t want to hurt anyone. Well except for that asshole Marcus (more on him later). ? It?s probably best that I start out with the positive stuff right? I enjoyed seeing Myrtle the Minx talk about Chris Stamp last week. What a hoot. She?s a real doll and I hope we see more of her (but not as one of Chris? victims). ? Kudos to the writers for letting us know who killed Sweeney (not that we really care about Dwight). We knew Tad didn?t do it but I think they realized we?re not invested in Sweeney and don?t want to watch a whodunit about an insignificant character. ? You know I like seeing Jackson and am crossing my fingers that he get a story. I liked his Mike Roy dig to Erica. He?s my favorite. ? The rapport between Erica and Chris is good. Watching Erica feign indignation and disgust while she?s secretly turned on is entertaining. ? Marian?s got a secret and it looks like we?ll get to see more of her while it is revealed. To this I say hooray! ? Can we expect a reunion between Brooke and Edmund? I?m for that. You know now that Eva La Rue is pregnant she?s not returning to AMC anytime soon. And with talk of Tristan Rogers (Robert Scorpio) returning to GH with a brief stop in Pine Valley, it would seem that a romance with Anna would just be a repeat of Eddie?s life story. Boy loves girl, girl loves boy. Girl?s dead husband is alive, girl loves husband. Boy goes crazy and is alone again. ? Jake and Greenlee are pretty good together and I actually enjoy seeing them together. He?s funny with her and seems to be free of the stick that?s usually up his ass. ? I like that Marcus is an abuser. Before you go off, just hear/read me out. This explains a lot about Shannon. Clearly Marcus beat her with the ugly stick and now we know the truth. Gotcha! But seriously, I don?t know how common this type of thing is among teens but it is a new twist. There are several things I don?t like about it and now would be a good time to address my current dislikes. ? How dumb is Rosa? I know she?s supposed to be inexperienced, but the way Marcus behaves and talks to her shouldn?t bells be going off in her head? Why does she have to be so na?ve? He?s obviously cruel and possessive. She?s a total doorknob. ? Why is Rosa such a bitch to Gabriel? Where does she get off being so judgmental when she clearly has spent most of her life in a different sort of cage? She always accuses Gabe of staring at her but her puppy dog look is no better. ? Is JR off drugs now that Sweeney?s dead and his parents are almost back together? Was he scared straight by this series of events? ? I did not enjoy seeing Laura try to get laid. Nope, not into that at all. When will her experience be established? Brooke has said she?s not as experienced as Leo is but what exactly does that mean? ? Where is David? Where is Glory (the chick who delivered his room service)? I liked the idea of him getting a cheap thrill from the hotel hussy. Anyone is better than Dixie. ? Which reminds me, where did Dixie get the idea that she was smart and should investigate Sweeney?s murder? Tad told Derek she?s on this mission because their marriage is on the road to recovery and she wants to stay that course. I just got the impression Dixie?s actions were more about what Dixie wants than what?s best for Tad. Besides, you know she can?t do anything right by me. She?s got to go. ? While I?m enjoying the special effects of seeing the walking dead pop in and out, I?m tired of watching dumb Gillian try to figure out her dumb task while her dumb husband drowns his sorrows. Jesse is great though and funny. It looks like Gillian?s task is to help Ryan hook up with the new brunette who tried to fleece him. Gillian?s immediate dislike for her was cool. It?s been reported that Esta Terblanche signed a short-term contract keeping her around until December (that?s five months too long). ? I think Gabriel is attractive, but I?m not a fan of the close-to-your-head braids. Gia on GH has them too and I don?t like hers at all. I?m just not a fan of the way they accentuate the shape of their heads. Their hair looked better the other way. Did you catch Gabe in the opening credits? I was impressed. ? It looks like I was right, the news about Ryan won?t be revealed anytime soon. The mysterious call to Dimitri was a rouse to get him and Alex out of town. Damn, that sounded like it could have been interesting. OK, I think that covers the latest and greatest. I can?t wait to see Marcus get his; boy is that guy a piece of work. I?m eager to see Hayley return and finally have that baby, my guess is it will be a girl for the Santos family as it was for the Consuelos family. She?s a real beauty too. This column is technically last week?s even though it?s posted now. I am taking July 23-30 off like the others. I won?t be able to attend the GH fan event but couldn?t pass up the opportunity to meet some of the Eye On Soaps gals (for the first time). We are having dinner on Friday night and I?m excited. I?ll fill you in next week on the real Katrina, Tracey, etc. Enjoy the rest of July! (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 12th, 2001
5:45 pm	What? No fireworks? </center> Let?s get right to it ? who wears long pants to an outdoor picnic on the 4th of July? I wear as little as possible because usually it?s friggin? hot. Can anyone explain why the Martins were better dressed for church or dinner out instead of a picnic at the boathouse? What?s up with that? I did like Opal?s hair that day, it almost looked trendy. It sure seemed to get dark right away too. I was disappointed because I expected to see more fireworks if you know what I mean. I can?t believe we?re almost in mid-July and my son will be a year old in a few weeks. It?s almost been a year since I started writing this column too. Where did the time go? I hope you?ve enjoyed this as much as I have. Does it seem like I?m not posting as often as before? I haven?t been spending as much time online lately because our office gets quite warm and we haven?t had a ceiling fan installed yet. By the time the office cools down in the evening, I?m busy with dinner and laundry and other household chores I am forced to do after 7 p.m. I live in California and I?m sure you?ve heard we?ve got an energy crisis going on. Is it me, or is the black-and-white whatever you want to call it like a really bad Cirque Du Soleil? So far this story is not impressive and starting to drag. What?s Gillian?s task already? I did enjoy her tripping Steven and Leo though. That was funny. Watching Travis look over Bianca and acknowlede her lesbianism was good, a nice payoff for the fans who were gypped of a proper goodbye between father and daughter. But get on with the story already. I?m up to the part where Laura starts talking in tongues courtesy of Gilly. Why did Dimitri resist tearing down the turret at Ryan?s request? I?d think he?d support the idea fully since his cousin was slain there. What do you think the mystery caller told Dimitri about Ryan? I wonder if we?ll ever know since the call was the precursor for Dimitri and Alex to leave Pine Valley ?indefinitely? which pretty much means forever ? for now. How did you like the Charlotte story wrap-up? Surprise ? suddenly Anna is free to roam the streets and the world because Charlotte has been put away and could only afford to hire one assassin. Since Ilene failed, the story is over and everyone can move on. This was another rip-off for the viewers. What was Charlotte?s real agenda? Why is everyone relying on Interpol to keep Charlotte neutralized when they didn?t seem to do much before? Why do I care? I think the writers owe us a better wrap-up than that since we?ve been asked to invest in Anna and Gabriel. Now everyone just barely gives a nod to Anna the only one who was appalled was Erica. Even though she?s inappropriate, at least she?s saying something. At least Anna mentioned going to Port Charles some day, but wouldn?t news of her being alive tip them off? I think if characters are going to jump soap ship, there should be consistency. Apparently, Robert Scorpio will show up in Pine Valley (probably around sweeps) and eventually the two will return to GH (where they belong). But first I?m sure Anna and Edmund will fall in love so that Edmund can be tortured yet again and lose another love of his life. When it happens with Anna it will really feel like de ja vu. ?Guess what Eddie? My dead husband is still alive and I love him and am going to be with him. The good news is that since my spouse and my sister?s spouse came back from the dead, your spouse might finally break down and do the same. She better because that?s the only way you?re going to get a better story and out of dumpville.? Now don?t be mad if you?re usually spoiler-free because this is just speculation/rumor/hearsay and not guaranteed. Besides by the time it does happen (if it happens) you will have long forgotten what I said. I?m enjoying the friendship between Bianca and Gabriel. Chris Stamp seems piquant, I wonder who he?s working with? I like his exchanges with Erica. Who was Marian?s mystery caller? I hope that leads to a story with lots of face time with Stuart and Marian, I miss them. What?s up with Laura saying she plans to attend PVU in the fall when she hasn?t graduated high school yet? Shouldn?t she discuss her future plans with her new husband especially since they don?t have a pot to piss in? It?s about time Leo had a reality check. Now he has a sickly wife whom he only has lukewarm feelings for. Laura has become more high maintenance than Greenlee ever was. I feel sorry for him. I?ve been spending the last couple months planning Maximus? first birthday party. It?s turning in to quite the event I must say. I decided to have a gladiator-themed party to go with his name. (But we didn?t name him because of the movie.) By doing this I created more work than the average party would be, as I must custom-make everything. I am thoroughly enjoying this process (it?s my little project) despite the anxiety and nightmares about being in my PJs for the entire party. Things are coming along nicely though and we?re expecting about 100 people. (I don?t know what I was thinking.) I think I?ll wrap this up because there are things I want to comment on, but they haven?t happened yet. I?ll be interested to see how JR deals with his addiction in the next couple weeks. Have a great weekend. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2001
9:50 pm	Where are the fireworks? </center> Greetings and Happy 4th! I?m sorry you haven?t heard from me lately, I?ve been in ?Willey World? and still recovering from that thrilling experience. I am caught up on AMC, wait I take that back. I haven?t seen today?s show yet, but my mind has been storing commentary and questions so I?ll get right to it. First of all, when did Ryan start calling Gillian ?Gilly? and why? I pride myself on how well I pay attention to the dialogue (my column depends on it) and I have no recollection of that name at all. Were you disappointed with the funeral? I was. I think Bianca and Leo should have been there, and I would have wanted to hear people remember the princess. I was curious about what Jake might say. Plus it didn?t make much sense that Rosa was there while key people weren?t. They should have flown in the relatives who were at the wedding at the very least. Could the picture they chose of Gillian be more depressing, she?s a beautiful woman and looked matronly in the photo. Was it my imagination or did Grandmamma pull away (in a snit) when Anna tried to help her find her seat at the service? I thought she pulled away kind of abruptly, but she hugged her back at the house later so I could be wrong. I think I mentioned before my displeasure at the misleading statement that Gillian was staying on AMC, especially since she was killed. But we?re all over that by now, right? I resolved to save judgment until the rest of this story unfolded before really going off. So far, I?m not impressed. I?m tired of watching Ryan being haunted by the thought that Gillian?s not dead. I think the scenes of him grieving were better. Now he has a glaze over look and the lack of a shower just makes him look scary instead of sad. I also thought it would take longer for Laura to find out she had Gillian?s heart. It took her forever to realize she was dying. Did she get a new brain too? (If so I hope it wasn?t Gillian?s, because clearly she isn?t much smarter in the after life.) I know what I have to tell you, the night I went to see Walt Willey perform, my friend Judith and I had a disagreement about Leo?s reasoning for marrying Laura. I believed he did it because once David told him about Laura?s pneumonia he thought she would die and wanted to make her final days the best she?s ever had, a purely unselfish gesture. Judith believed his motives were selfish and that he feels better about himself for helping Laura and likes being the Leo she thinks he is. I never considered he might be doing it to stroke/heal his own ego. Now he?s admitted that he did it to get over Greenlee and oops, he fell in love in the process. He barely grieved over the loss of Greenlee, never got even with Roger for bringing Cat to the engagement party, it just doesn?t jive. Besides, I don?t like the Leo he is with Laura (I don?t even like Laura) and it gives me the creeps that she?s still in high school. I don?t want to spend my summer watching these two adjust to married life when they don?t belong together. I?m going to hold off on commenting on the appearances of the heavenly former Pine Valley-ites. But I will say I?m happy Larkin Malloy is included because I loved him as Travis. I actually became an AMC fan watching Natalie and Trevor get together; I?m also somewhat familiar with Cindy, Jesse and Jeremy?s stories. I think a better way to bring them back would have been another s?ance with Opal and Marian though. Moving on, I don?t think I like Rosa. Even when she?s not whining it sounds like she is. I do like Gabriel however, so her comment about calling him an animal and telling Marcus that he made a move (that she didn?t protest) made me like her less. Is it me or has Marcus worn the same outfit the past couple shows? I think if the writers are going to shove a teen story down our throats, they should be realistic and have those three harpies whale on Rosa for turning Marcus? head. Let?s see some cat fighting or hair pulling or something. I do like the little computer whiz ? Fil (or whatever her name is). She?s very cute and at least looks like a teenager. I wouldn?t mind seeing more of her. I think she has eyes for JR. I?m intrigued by Chris Stamp, but disturbed that his ?look? closely resembles Jackson?s. They should have at least changed his hairstyle. I enjoyed seeing Ms. Kane?s feisty side though. I don?t know why I still am surprised when she says something out of line. Talking loudly about Alex being bad luck for Dimitri and his family was just bad. Speaking of bad, I?m still a big David fan and I forgive him for his lapse in judgment for getting involved with Dixie. I can only assume he?s over her since he?s using her son to gain his freedom. If Adam were smarter, he?d tell Dixie what David was up to and have her confront him. I commend the writers for not letting JR charge into the bathroom checking to see if Dixie was showering ? good job. Is anyone else getting tired of ?angry? Mateo? He?s got to get the stick out of his ass and relax already. If I were Hayley, he?s the one who?d be stressing me out. Rosa was right when she compared him to their father; he?s just like him. WARNING: The following paragraph may contain spoiler info, so continue at your own risk. Anna and Edmund have mentioned the info they learned about Gabriel?s past, but they never said whether she confronted Charlotte or why she wants Anna dead. I hope they get back to this because an explanation is in order. Also, if I remember correctly, we should be saying farewell to Anna and Dimitri within the next week or so. I hope there is a heartfelt goodbye between Dimitri and Erica but I won?t hold my breath. Will they leave the Andrassy Foundation in David?s hands or just dump it all together? The bigger question is whether we?ll see them leave or just never see them again a la Tina and Becca. Well, I just realized that I didn?t get much work done today and should at least vacuum while Max is sleeping. He?s deathly afraid of the vacuum. Can you believe he?s already 11 months old? I?ve been planning his first birthday party since March and will fill you in on all the details next time. Enjoy the holiday and be safe! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 19th, 2001
10:27 pm	Oh My! I almost don?t know where to begin. What the hell is happening on our show? I guess we were fooled by the announcement that Gillian was not leaving the show. But I think it?s important to point out that no final airdate has been released for Esta Terblanche. I?ve talked to some of you about this turn of events already. I did catch on to Gillian?s wish that she and Ryan fill out donor cards on Laura?s behalf, but never thought much of it. I can?t believe Gillian?s life ended to save Laura?s. I?m not a huge fan of either one of these characters, but never would choose Laura over Gillian. Never. I honestly thought that in case of mistaken identity, Alex would be killed but the assassin would think she was Anna. This made perfect sense to me since it?s been reported that the character Alex is leaving Pine Valley but her portrayer will remain as Anna. I?m sorry if you feel this is spoiler information that I?m revealing, but I?m not providing details. If you are a spoiler-free reader, skip the next few paragraphs until I say, ?The coast is clear?. I?ve only seen Monday?s show so far and am chomping at the bit to see today?s. It?s been so hot here that my motivation to do much of anything has been non-existent. I heard from my friend Debbie that she expected more tears from Ryan today and wasn?t impressed by him. She thinks maybe there?s more to come tomorrow or the next day. I fully prepared to watch these shows with my box of Kleenex. I am a big crybaby. You know the type who cries watching cartoons (especially Charlie Brown ? they were so mean to him) and Hallmark card commercials. I also cry at father/daughter wedding commercials. I got the chills when I saw the preview scenes of Anna and Robin reuniting, so I can just imagine how I will react to Gillian?s last days. It was reported that a new actress, Amelia Heinle (ex-Steffi, Loving) has been hired to play the role of Mia, who enters Ryan?s (Cameron Mathison) life on July 19. Boy they sure didn?t waste any time on that. Since I don?t know whether I should be bidding adieu to the princess just yet, I will say that I?ll miss her mispronunciation of so many terms. I commend the writers for keeping that trait consistent for Gillian. When all is said and Gillian is finally done, I will pay tribute. But according to Terblanche, we should stay tuned because there will be interesting twists and surprises. ?The coast is clear.? Moving on, I?m heartsick over the pending nuptials of Leo and Laura. Boo. Hiss. The girl doesn?t even look sick. I?m convinced that Leo is sure Laura?s days are numbered and he wants to make her last days her best ones. But we know she?s going to survive, so where does that leave them? If you read my spoilers (and I hope you do) you know what?s in store for them, but I think their marriage puts an awkward spin on the situation don?t you agree? I thought Jamie?s scenes with David and Brooke and Laura were top notch. It makes you wonder why TPTB bring in mediocre actors to play teen roles when they have (had) some great veteran child actors ? JR, Jamie, Petey, Amanda. Are there any thoughts on the new Rosa? Boy will I hate hearing her bitch and moan all summer. I hope we aren?t exposed to too many tantrums in the future. Mama Santos sure resembles Papa Santos when it comes to child rearing. Didn?t we recently see scenes where she admits regret over her husband?s strict ways? What changed her mind? I?m glad David had proof of JR?s crimes. You know I like David and want him to stick around so I approve of his latest scheme to stay out of jail. Besides if Adam wants to remain ignorant when it comes to JR, then he deserves to suffer for it. But how long will JR last with Dixie? I still don?t buy into the idea that she and Tad are trying to work things out. Get some therapy you two. I don?t like the character assassination of the new Dimitri. I hope the change in attitude stems from the pending departure of Dimitri and his portrayer Anthony Yabba Dabba Do (sorry, but that was easier to spell). What is the deal with trying to make him racist? That?s just wrong. Gabriel is growing on me. He seems genuine and sincere, which we haven?t seen in a new character since Bianca arrived. I like the way he?s befriended Bianca, told Anna not to go after Charlotte. I?m also glad that he talks. It looks like he?ll be sticking around Pine Valley, which I think is good news. What was the deal with Greenlee prancing around in that lingerie spraying perfume? That was lame. But I liked seeing Erica scold her and then turn the situation around and sell it. She is good. Do you think Greenlee and Jake are aware of their growing attraction to one another? She?s sure had some loose lips lately. Am I crazy or are a David and Brooke pairing not a bad idea? Imagine how Erica would react? I think they?re better matched than David and Dixie were. Brooke could certainly use a man and she?s bound to be eternally grateful to him for saving Laura. Think about it and let me know where you stand. I miss Stuart, Marian, Myrtle and Opal. I would love to see more of Jackson anytime, anywhere and was thrilled to hear he signed a new three-year contract. I?m also excited to report that Walt Willey (Jackson) will performing this weekend at a comedy club near my house. My friend Judith and I are dragging our husbands to see him on Friday night. I can?t wait! I?m really not familiar with his comedy act but am hoping I?ll be lucky enough to snag a pic of him or maybe with him. If you?ve seen him perform live before, please tell me what I?m in for. I?m very curious. In case you haven?t already heard, Kelly Ripa (Hayley) gave birth to an 8-pound daughter, Lola Grace on June 16th. She and the baby are doing great. I?m sure Mark Consuelos (Mateo) is thrilled since he really wanted to have a daughter. It was also confirmed that Eva LaRue Callahan (ex-Maria) would not be returning to AMC since she is awaiting the birth of her first child with husband John Callahan (Edmund). This also puts to rest the rumor that Callahan is leaving AMC (he?s not) to move to California to be with his wife. The couple lives in New Jersey. Well, I wanted to get some thoughts posted on the whole Gillian thing. Don?t be surprised if you hear from me again this week. Of course I always welcome your thoughts and comments. Have a tear-free week (if you can)! E-mail Stephanie at stephanie@eyeonsoaps.com (Comment on this)
Monday, June 11th, 2001
11:41 pm	Where's the Wo-Man with the Plan? I?ve been watching taped episodes of AMC in the mornings (the day after they aired) while I walk on the treadmill. My 10-year high school reunion is in October and I decided about a month ago that it was time to drop some pounds. So far I?ve only lost 5 lbs. Just need 25 lbs. more. Watching the show while I walk is great because I breeze through the commercials and it keeps me from watching the clock. The only crappy part is the annoying newsbreaks. I hate seeing Peter Jennings instead of David Hayward. Anyway, my friend Judith (who is always way behind) asked me what I thought of Gabriel. She?s not a fan and said he can?t act. I said we still hadn?t really seen him act. After watching Thursday and Friday?s shows, I?ve seen him act and I like him. But (you knew that was coming right?) the writers are already blowing his consistency. For weeks (months?) we didn?t hear a peep from the mysterious stranger and just watched him creep about for no reason. When he finally starts to talk it?s brief and a long time passes before we hear from him again. A week or so later we see Gabe talking more and with Maddie and Sam he acts like he?s Mr. Personality. What gives? Is he a tortured and troubled young man who had a difficult upbringing after losing his mother? Or is he a young kid (does anyone have an actual age on this show besides Bianca) who?s had ups and downs but can turn his frown upside down at will? Make a decision, writers and stick with it for our sake and his. I think there is something about the actor who plays Gabriel (forgive me for not knowing his name) that is familiar. I am a huge fan of the show Rent and think that Gabriel would be a great ?Angel?. He has pretty features and that?s what comes to my mind when I see him, don?t ask me why. (But does anyone know what I mean?) Since my program has been interrupted a few times, I missed bits and pieces of the show and could use your help with some blanks. How did the meeting between Greenlee and the shop owner start? I just saw the part where the owner told the security guard to stay close by. Why was Greenlee wearing lingerie and spraying perfume on/at people? I heard her threaten to walk the mall naked with some lip-gloss if the owner passed on the deal, but must have missed something else. For once I agree with Vanessa and her advice for David. He shouldn?t be sauntering around town like the BMOC. He should definitely stay away from Dixie too. I did like him telling off JR at Pine Valley High though. JR is really becoming a JERK. What is the deal with Leo and Laura? Is he ?loving? Laura because her health is so poor (alleged)? Or is he developing feelings for this girl? Does anyone want her to live? At this point I?d be happy if she just looked sick. I could go on, but since this column is spoiler proof I won?t. (For more info on Laura, see my spoiler column.) If Dixie is just a substitute teacher why is she attending a teaching conference right before summer vacation? How about going to a how to stay married and faithful conference instead? Or how to be a real parent instead of letting your kid stay pissed off at you and do what he wants? What does Dixie teach ? Dumb Ass 101? If Anna is in harms way why is she gallivanting around Wildwind like everyone knows she?s alive? Why are she and Alex taking so many chances being seen together? Why doesn?t anyone consider Ilene made the cell phone call to England? Would this story be more interesting if we knew who Ilene worked for and just had to watch the characters learn the truth? I wonder. While all the backstage turmoil was going on at General Hospital and One Life to Live I was thanking the fates for keeping the BS from the backstage of AMC. I think that was wishful thinking on my part. Now that head writer Jean Passanante is leaving it would seem that things are up in the air at AMC. Based on my columns you know I?m not always pleased with the storytelling on this show, but it has improved. Last year was filled with some real clunkers though. My concern is that it often seemed as if the writers were making up the stories as they go along without a clear, thought-out plan of where the stories would go. The Alex Devane character is a perfect example of this. The original plan was not for Anna to return, but since Alex wasn?t fully embraced by the fans (or the writers) and they needed to remedy that. Another example is the Erica has a lesbian daughter story. It was a great story then suddenly it was just dropped. Occasionally Erica will look uncomfortable or mention something, but it seemed like she got over it just like that. I am not a Jake fan and I don?t think that will change. I do enjoy J. Eddie Peck, but I feel like shaking Jake to get that stick out of his ass. This guy is too much of something. But (there it is again) I like the slow build of feelings between him and Greenlee. I?ve seen it from both of them and in a sick way it makes sense. No seriously, they?re not a bad couple. The only thing that bugs me about this is that I really liked Greens and Leo. (I?m still not a Laura fan but if I had to choose, I?d choose Bianca for her.) Well, it?s late and I?m tired. I have to get up early to watch today?s show. Oh, uh, I mean walk on the treadmill. If you can provide answers to any of my questions (even the rhetorical ones) or have comments to share, I?m just an e-mail away. Enjoy your week! E-mail Stephanie at stephanie@eyeonsoaps.com (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 31st, 2001
7:53 pm	Long Time No Speak Greetings! I know it?s been a while since you?ve heard from me and I don?t have any excuse. There have been several events on All My Children that I?ve wanted to comment on and I would tell myself each day that I was going to write, but never got around to it. As you may know I also compile the spoilers for the show and I briefly glanced through them last Thursday because I was seeing my friend (an AMC fan) Romon. I knew he?d want to know the latest and the greatest so being his AMC ?expert? I wanted to be prepared. What can I say? Oh my! We may no longer be whistling Dixie as Cady McClain is rumored to be leaving the show. I?m not sure how I feel about that yet, but I won?t lie, I wasn?t immediately devastated by the news. Last week was an interesting week on All My Children don?t you agree? We?re starting to get some answers but do we still care about the questions? Were Gabriel?s first words anticlimactic or what? It looks like he?s Anna?s brother. Now, I don?t remember how it works, is it just that Anna and Alex were raised by different parents? Do we know who their biological parents are? Again, I ask, do we still care? I?m getting bored with this story and have been for some time. I?m ready for some real answers. Of course just when we start to get some answers, Dimitri threatens Gabe with bodily harm and then he is freaked by Anna?s numerous questions and takes off. Now Robin and Anna have been reunited. As a GH fan I must admit that the commercials previewing their reunion gave me the chills. Their scenes so far have been great and quite a payoff for the fans. (I still maintain these scenes would be better on GH though.) It?s too bad Robin?s visit is scheduled to be brief. Although I read somewhere that her portrayer Kimberly McCullough is interested in coming back (to AMC). That idea might not suck. She could be a love interest for Jake (I?m not sure how old they?re supposed to be). As I mentioned before there were many events that I wanted to comment on and I did write some of them down. So I apologize if these are a little old, but I believe they are worth mentioning. Of course you are welcome to share your thoughts with me (via e-mail) anytime. I really enjoyed the scene where David and Leo bonded and shared some brotherly love. I was touched by David?s caring manner toward his brother and his offer of encouragement (after the Greenlee debacle). I?m convinced that seeing more of these brothers and their mother is a wise move. I?d much rather learn more about this dysfunctional family than see some of the Pine Valley staples (i.e. the Martins). Unfortunately, I have to say that watching Laura?s health crisis is making me sick. I can?t believe that this girl learns she is dying and can?t shed one bloody tear. Leo had more tears in his eyes when he heard the news than she did. You?d think as an actress who could possibly (although I don?t think she will) lose the ?role of her career?, that she would shed a tear at the prospect of being unemployed soon if nothing else. I still don?t buy into Laura being so in love with Leo. I don?t understand how she is so whipped when their time together was so fleeting and she seemed extremely aware that his heart was always with Greenlee. It was nice of him to take her to the spring dance, but for someone who is supposed to be so fragile, she sure had a spring in her step. She was climbing up and down the stairs and tripping the light fantastic. These actions don?t mesh with how serious her condition is supposed to be. But the worst part of this story was when Brooke asked Leo to ?love? Laura. Couldn?t such ?love? be detrimental to her health? I think it?s true that a parent would do anything and everything they could to help their child live, but this was just silly. Brooke is acting irrational and if Laura survives (again, I believe she will) how will Brooke feel knowing that she paid Leo to court her daughter? How could she explain putting an end to the fa?ade? In my spoiler column I mentioned that Brooke would stop at nothing to help Laura. My concern was that she might shoot someone in the back to get his or her heart. (I thought that was funny.) She certainly seems desperate enough. I still think it was a mistake for Brooke to keep the severity of Laura?s condition from her. That was another ridiculous plot point. But I do enjoy the fact that this story is keeping my fave Dr. Hayward around. Bianca?s puppy dog eyes for Laura are a little disturbing for me though. I?m curious why Bianca feels so strongly for a person who will never reciprocate and who constantly mentions her feelings for a guy. I guess the heart wants what the heart wants. It does seem though that this one-sided romance will also be about Ms. Kane?s reaction to her daughter?s lesbian love life. So maybe it?s not such a bad thing? I absolutely love every Erica and Greenlee scene. Even watching Bianca bask in her mother?s scheme was good. They make a great team. Greenlee?s impression of Erica was right on, and Erica?s dream (or nightmare) was funny. If you separate all of Erica?s self-centered ways, you must admit she is pretty funny. As always seeing her with Jackson and Myrtle is a rare treat. I think JR?s story is one that should be told and so far I think he?s portraying it realistically. But, (there?s always a but isn?t there?) I take issue with Tad?s comments that JR?s problems are a result of Adam?s parenting (or lack of) skills. JR was doing fine until his mother and stepfather stepped out on their marriage and slept with other people. He?s hurting and acting out as a result of Tad and Dixie?s actions, not Adam?s. The problem (and I know I?ve said this before) with Tad is that he is a self-righteous Martin who rarely accepts responsibility for his mistakes. This was the case when Stuart went ?missing? last year and is the case now. What?s more mind boggling is that he?s turned Dixie?s affair with David into the only affair that ruined their marriage. Clearly Dixie never fully recovered from Tad?s romp with Liza oh so long ago. But when he slept with Leslie the loon, that wound was reopened for Dixie. Now her affair with David happened because she wanted it to, even she?s admitted that. But we?ll never know if Tad?s tryst is what finally pushed her to go all the way with the dirty doc. My point is that Tad and Dixie are not blameless in JR?s shenanigans. I?m not saying Adam isn?t playing a role, he?s too lax with the boy and trying to hard to win JR?s affection, so his parenting is minimal. It is important to note, however, that JR wouldn?t even be living with Liza and Adam if Tad and Dixie hadn?t wrecked his home life. If Tad and Dixie believe so strongly in repairing their marriage, why aren?t they making any attempt to do so? They should have gone to counseling months ago or at least try dating or making some effort to rebuild what they once had. I?m not saying they should go back together, but if we?re to believe that?s what these two characters want, the least they could do is make the effort. All we keep seeing is the two of them rehash what went wrong and proclaim that they still believe in their love or discuss JR?s latest crimes. I don?t mean to be nit-picky, but did you notice that when Edmund, Dimitri and Anna were talking to Gabriel in jail Dimitri called Anna?s name? The guard was still standing there and had to have heard it. Sounds like someone dropped the ball on that one. Well, I think that about covers all the latest and the greatest. Enjoy your weekend. E-mail Stephanie at stephanie@eyeonsoaps.com (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 20th, 2001
4:21 pm	BACK AMONG THE LIVING Hello and hi! How long has it been ? about three weeks by my calendar. Where does the time go? I can?t say I?ve been too busy to write, but I haven?t been motivated. You know how it is, stuff goes on in your life and it throws you for a loop making it difficult to stay with your regular routine. The last time I wrote was just before my nephew?s visit. That long weekend wore me out and I took the following week to recover. Even though I have an infant, I?m not used to being so active where you just do one activity after another. We had a good time with him though. I also questioned him (as my expert high school source ? he?s a senior) about some of the haps with the teens on AMC. I?m happy to share with you what I learned. First of all, at his school in Connecticut and the local high school in my neighborhood (I also questioned our neighbor across the street ? a cheerleading freshman) the kids don?t call ecstasy X. They call it E. These two high schoolers were not nearly as dramatic or over-the-top as Mindy, Heather and Shannon. They weren?t as annoying either. They seemed to discuss E pretty freely (both saying they?ve never tried it) making it sound like it was pretty common among their peers. (That?s a scary thought.) As our conversations went on, I realized that I?m finally getting older and even though I watch Dawson?s Creek, I don?t really have a clue. Things have actually changed since I was in high school, which was just 10 years ago. Imagine my chagrin at being out of their loop? I always fancied myself a hip young chick. One thing I did realize, you couldn?t pay me to be in high school again. No thank you. I?ve been keeping up with AMC but still have to watch Thursday and Friday?s shows. I?m annoyed that Brooke hasn?t told Laura about her heart condition. Also bothered by Laura?s thickness. She kind of has a clue that something?s up but is too hung up on Leo to find out what. What? How ridiculous this is. How did she get so whipped over Leo and why? He really never spent enough time or energy on her to warrant such undying love. Another thing I learned about the high school set ? when it comes to boy-girl stuff they move pretty quickly. My neph was introduced to our neighbor and they seemed to hit it off. We took them to a local theme park and they spent the day hand-in-hand and arm-in-arm. This was after just about an hour of conversation. I felt like Carmen Cabrera the whole day. (Carmen is my mother and she would have been flabbergasted.) It just seemed so fast. Jack and I have been together for 7 years and I don?t think we even made physical contact. It was just weird. Or another sign that I?m older than I thought? Moving on. I felt bad for Greenlee when she met Lay-o?s ex-wife. But you had to know something was going to happen that led Greenlee to the truth before Leo came clean. It?s too bad though because I think he really loves her. Roger is a heel who keeps getting away with being a rat. What was up with Vanessa flailing her arms while Leo?s past (and Vanessa?s) was being divulged? What I don?t get is why Leo didn?t tell Greenlee about Roger?s blackmail attempt, and why he hasn?t gotten the full scoop about Rog and Vanessa? I know that I?m curious about the past between these two schemers. I?ve enjoyed seeing Erica be there for Brooke and laughed when Brooke turned on her for offering to help spring David. I don?t blame Brooke for thinking that Erica was trying to make the situation about Erica (the way she usually does), but I?m glad that?s not the case (so far). I still think Erica?s delusion that she?s to blame for David?s crimes is hilarious. I miss Stuart and Marian. I can?t remember the last time we saw these two together. I hope they return soon because they were fun to watch and always provided sweet comic relief. I could also use a bigger dose of Opal every now and again. She?s funny. JR, JR, JR ? Where to begin? This kid has lost all sense of right and wrong and is thriving on being pissed off. Of course his home life has been turned upside down and he?s lost respect for his mother. That?s just sad. Adam is overcompensating by letting JR walk all over him and look what?s happened. JR cuts classes, cheats on schoolwork, takes drugs, steals a car and now endangers lives. None of the adults in his life have taken control and now JR is out of control. This has been great storytelling though. The actor who portrays JR is thriving in this role and I believe he was cheated of the Emmy on Friday night. These scenes should surely make him a nominee again. Speaking of the Emmys, I was so disappointed that Josh Duhamel (Leo), Rebecca Budig (Greenlee) and Eden Riegel (Bianca) lost. They were all most deserving, especially Josh. I just don?t think that Michael E. Knight (Tad) was better than Josh Duhamel, his story certainly wasn?t. I am happy that David Canary (Adam) won though. He?s terrific and deserving. I?m sure there is a lot more I should comment on, but at this point I can?t think of what else. You know I write up the spoilers and without giving too much away, I believe we?ll be getting some answers to questions that should be addressed. Things will pick up in Pine Valley very soon. I hope you all enjoy the week and I will do my best to get back on track. Take care! E-mail Stephanie at stephanie@eyeonsoaps.com (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 29th, 2001
7:27 am	Hi Everyone, This is Katrina, EOS Webmaster, dropping into Stephanie's SOS slot oh so briefly to tell you that you are going to LOVE Robert Scorpio (Anna's husband). Get your hormones ready gals (and some guys), cause this Aussie's gonna get them in a twist! Love ya! Katrina (Comment on this)
Saturday, April 28th, 2001
11:19 pm	I'm Liking What I See </center> Happy Friday! I know that it?s late in the week for me to update, I don?t know how time got away from me. But I have been busy getting things done around the house and even waking up earlier. Maybe that?s why I?m behind with the column. Fortunately I am not behind on All My Children. This week was a little slow but after today?s episode I feel like AMC is picking up speed. I have several questions and hope that you can provide some answers. You know I welcome your e-mails anytime. I almost don?t know where to begin, but since today?s episode is freshest on my mind, I?ll start with Gabriel. Well, it looks like Alex is this boy?s target and not Anna. I?m not sure what the Bryn Wydd connection is and I?m not sure I want to find out, but I?m glad he?s not after Anna. Although I can?t say I?m crazy about the idea of Alex reliving any part of that BW story. I didn?t care for that story at all. Now I remember Dimitri being held at Bryn Wydd, but was there mention of Alex being held there too? If not, then shouldn?t Gabriel be after Dimitri instead? So far we haven?t heard a peep from Gabriel. I don?t mean to criticize but he reminds me of a character from Land of the Lost, remember that show? I don?t know why, but I can?t shake it. I know that when he jumped from the turret he was injured, but I thought maybe he broke his leg and got some scrapes and bruises. Yet when Alex looked at his injury, I got the impression that he had a deep gash in his leg or something. What?s that about? Edmund went to Port Charles to gather info from Anna?s past. How sweet. Their friendship really seems to be blossoming which could naturally lead to romance. Is this a good idea? I don?t think so. Edmund is still carrying residual feelings for Alex, Anna is an identical physical substitute for the woman he loves and that?s creepy. What about Robert Scorpio? It?s almost certain that he too is alive somewhere. (Since both Anna and Faison survived the boat explosion, why wouldn?t he?). There are two things I would like to see happen with Robert Scorpio: 1) I hope that Tristan Rogers (the actor who played Robert) is getting paid for having his picture on AMC every week. 2) Since we are seeing Robert?s picture every week, I hope that means that Tristan Rogers is on his way to Anna and Pine Valley. This would be great for GH?s Robert and Anna fans even though it happens on AMC. Gee, Laura can?t seem to get a break. First she?s labeled Bianca?s lesbian lover, her smutty Internet photos are plastered on her school locker for all to see; and then she learns her crush Leo is engaged. Talk about a bad couple of days. It was great to see her pop Shannon though. Don?t get me wrong, I don?t promote violence, but I do enjoy when people get their comeuppance the way Shannon got hers. But Laura got suspended for it and that will hurt her transcript, which could be a problem since she was recently accepted to Pine Valley University. I don?t get why they make her acceptance to PVU sound like Harvard. Is it really that big of a deal or just the local university? How big is Pine Valley anyway? So Laura takes a triple hit of X and her health is in danger. At first I didn?t buy into her ?drug? problem I guess because she is Brooke?s daughter and should know better. But if the writers incorporate her past as part of her life issues that prompted her drug use, I think it would make sense. She?s been through a lot. Bottom line, there is potential for this story and based on the spoilers that I prepare, I think this story will get even better. So Leo accepted Greenlee?s proposal. I thought for sure he would propose to her but I?m glad that they?re engaged although their trip to the alter won?t be an easy one. Poor Leo, he wanted to tell Greenlee the truth and never got around to it. Now we know she?s going to find out and it will be difficult for him to prove he wanted to come clean. I?m guessing daddy dearest will enjoy spilling the beans and breaking his daughter?s heart once again. I?m very curious to know what that newspaper clipping Roger used to threaten Leo and Vanessa with said. But how damaging could it be? It?s not like these two are pillars of the community. Isn?t everyone aware of Vanessa?s financial situation? David?s financial portfolio sounds impressive if he can drop a cool million to bribe a judge for his freedom. Since he hasn?t mentioned his career and whether he?ll ever be allowed to practice medicine, he must be rolling in it. I know that he resigned from the hospital, but I haven?t heard anything about his license being suspended or revoked. He was quite the hero (again) saving people from the ER. I wonder if it will help his case at all? If it doesn?t he should definitely look to sue the hospital for a number of reasons: Leslie tried to kill him by messing with his IV, Jake constantly harasses David that is detrimental to his health, and his level of care has been compromised, etc. I?m so tired of Jake acting like he?s Joe Martin (chief of staff) instead of the measly resident that he is. Joe needs to take a firmer stance with his son already. How is it that Liza admits to Tad that she will always love him in front of Adam no less, and is never called on it because of Dixie?s interruption? Did Dixie ever teach? I don?t remember that at all. If she didn?t, what qualifications was she discussing with the high school principal that got her the job as a substitute? Where is Marian? It?s about time that Gillian and Ryan thank Greenlee for helping them get Gillian to the hospital when she was pregnant, and for calling Derrick and saving them from Vince. Talk about being ungrateful. I?ll admit that Greenlee has wronged them many times in the past, but since they hold themselves to a higher standard they could?ve behaved better. I am glad that Ryan gave Leo his job back. I?m back to believing that Leo really wants to turn his life around. I really like the new Dimitri. So does my friend Romon. Did you notice that he?s been added to the opening credits? Is that telling? It?s been reported that Michael Nader pleaded guilty to the possession of cocaine charges. He will not do jail time and will complete his rehab. There has been no comment as to when or if he will return to AMC. I will be on vacation next week. My nephew Joseph is coming out for the long weekend. Joseph is a high school senior in Connecticut and receiving a scholarship for college. He?s planning to attend a university and has been accepted to their honors program. Can you tell that I?m a proud aunt? Anyway, we?re entertaining him while he?s out here and I want to free up my time for his visit. I plan to return to SOS the following week. I will check e-mail daily however, so please e-mail me to answer any questions that I?ve asked in this column or perhaps I can answer yours. Take care! E-mail Stephanie at stephanie@eyeonsoaps.com (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 19th, 2001
7:47 pm	Good Stuff </center> Hey there and happy Thursday! I can?t believe how fast this week has flown by. I?ve spent most of it recovering from the Easter holiday. The weekend sure was a busy one for us. Hopefully you enjoyed a blissful candy-filled Easter. We enjoyed Max? first Easter which included his first trip to the park. He seemed to enjoy it. Speaking of enjoyment, are you liking AMC as much as I am these days? I could have done without the cheesy death/trip to hell scene for David, but thought the ?red devils? were funny and definitely over the top. I am tired of seeing Dixie ?portrayed? as some kind of saint though. The way she spoke to Liza indicated to me that Dixie is still unwilling to fully except herself as flawed. For her to show up at Liza?s unannounced and start slamming Liza for her affair with Tad was just ridiculous. But I was blown away by Liza?s admission that a part of her still and always will loves Tad. That was a shocker. On another shocking note, the scene between David, Leo and Vanessa after David ?came back to life? gave me the warm and fuzzies. They actually seemed like a real family. I think it would be great if this incident brought these three terrific villains together. It?s obvious they need each other. Tad threw the idea of divorce at Dixie like a hot potato. Clearly she was unprepared as was I. At least if they did pursue a divorce we could see Dixie?s very cute lawyer. He was quite the dish. I don?t know how I feel about the idea of Dixie asking Tad to hang in there with their marriage until she ?gets over? David. What is she waiting for where David is concerned? Can she really look past all his misdeeds? Or is she going to take the blame for his crimes since he committed them out of love for her? Leslie still scares me. I can?t believe she actually tried to kill David. Well, you know what I mean. Vanessa and Leo who are in need of some cash should pursue filing a lawsuit against the hospital (like Leslie?s sister did) for the attack on David?s life. Why didn?t anyone check on David after they removed Leslie from his room? Even if they weren?t aware of the drug injection, shouldn?t they have made sure her strangulation attempt failed? Is it me or is Laura turning into an X fiend? She sure is a nasty druggie, huh? Poor Bianca, the last thing she needs is to take care of her addicted friend. That bad X really took a toll on Laura. I can?t believe that bad drugs give you such dark circles under the eyes. (I?m going to have to make sure all my friends are lacking sleep and not popping pills.) Bart is dead and nobody noticed there was a stranger lurking in the turret. Granted I?m sure the turret is so small that there was no need to make sure they were alone, but they sure did dismiss Bart?s death in a hurry. Is it too farfetched to think that Bart?s gun being drawn is a coincidence? Bart was right about Edmund and Dimitri being sloppy and careless with Anna?s safety. Should we be suspicious about Edmund not being around? We should log this just in case. I mean didn?t he seem to recover from wanting Dimi dead awfully quick? It amazes me how quickly Pine Valley residents who are on the brink of insanity just snap out of it without any professional help ? Haylene, Edmund. It?s probably a good thing because the hospital isn?t very safe. It looks like Hayley and Mateo will return from their vacation soon and should be close to having their baby. That should be a warm and fuzzy moment. I wonder what they?ll have? Adam is going to be a grandfather, do you think he?ll be more or less controlling over this grandchild? I?m still not liking the three high school hoochies. Sometimes characters improve with time, but clearly that?s not happening. Now Shannon has Bianca?s journal. I wonder what she found out? Did you notice if it was the same journal Bianca was writing in last week? I didn?t. It seems like Erica and Brooke will be butting heads again soon (oh boy!) if Erica?s call to Brooke is any indication. That should be fun. It?s always great seeing these women cut each other down without skipping a beat. They speak in their regular voices as if they?re commenting on the weather. It?s charming. I?m glad that Greenlee and Leo are back together. The way they both got caught up in the euphoria of Ryan and Gillian?s wedding was refreshing to see. These two are so negative on other people?s happiness, yet they were caught up in the moment. How do you think Greenlee will react to Leo?s confession? I don?t think she?d be shocked by it. I?m not saying she?ll be pleased, but I think once he explains how he really feels she?ll be able to look past it. If she loves and needs him as much as she says, nothing he does will matter as long as he?s with her. Jake is still a jerk. He showed no compassion for David?s improved condition when Leo asked if he was OK. Personal feelings aside, Jake is still a doctor and should have been more professional. He really let Leo have it by telling him he?s nothing, but Leo fired back and seemed to hit home. Everything Leo said about Jake was true. But it seems no matter how many times the Martins hear how sanctimonious they are, they are not fazed. Even though we?ve seen their glass house shattered a time or two. Bianca proved what a fine person she is by not judging Leo. She?s a true friend and even understood why he did it. What?s more is she believed him and believes in him, she must get that from Travis. I?m glad the writers have continued to cultivate this terrific friendship. I enjoy watching them. Well, I think that wraps it up for this week. I?m very curious to know what David is going to ask Vanessa to do. I also want to see how David is going to get out of going to jail and whether he?ll return to medicine. Technically Dimitri owes his life to David, so it wouldn?t be farfetched for David to return to the Andrassy Foundation. As an AMC fan, I?d accept that. You?re more than welcome to send me an e-mail with your comments and thoughts. Are you happy with the way things are being wrapped up? If you?re a GH fan, what do you think about Anna?s return? I?d love to hear from you. Have a great weekend! E-mail Stephanie at stephanie@eyeonsoaps.com (Comment on this)